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Pete Davidson Gives Ariana Grande a Birthday Piggyback

Pete Davidson wished Ariana Grande a happy birthday on Instagram. It’s a very cute photo, but it reminded me of that old meme about how she is always being carried around.

-In her Instyle cover feature, Serena Williams says she’d “already be pregnant” with baby number two if she wasn’t working.

Tiffany Haddish says Drake once stood her up for a date, so he didn’t make her ‘dick pic book’. She elaborated: “Anytime I would go on a date, I would ask a guy if I could see his penis. And then I would pull out my disposable camera and I would ask him, ‘Can I take a picture of your penis? Not your face or anything. I just want to remember your penis. It was a nice little coffee table conversation situation.” I have so many followup questions…

-Time’s Up and Rashida Jones have released a PSA about sexual harassment, which was narrated by Donald Glover.

-I’m so here for Evangeline Lilly‘s transformation into an action hero.

Meghan Markle‘s dad just needs to stop. Like, immediately.

-Stellar human being Terry Crews testified to the Senate today about his own sexual assault experience and advocated for the Sexual Assault Survivors’ Bill of Rights, saying the producer of Expendables 4 threatened retaliation if Crews didn’t drop his sexual assault lawsuit. “I wanted these survivors to know that I believe them, I supported them and that this happened to me too.”

Robert De Niro says the Weinstein Company still owes him almost $1 million for Silver Linings Playbook. Meryl Streep, George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino have also said they’re owed considerable amounts of money, with the latter reportedly claiming for around $4 million.

David Lynch is walking back his Trump comments, saying they were “taken a bit out of context.” Though his clarification kind of makes things worse, IMO.

-How did I miss that David Beckham left his longtime manager, who also manages Victoria, last week. Although they just posed together. This is all very confusing.

-It’s the 20th anniversary of Out of Sight, which is in my top 5 movies of all time.

-This Henry Cavill gif messed me up.

Keiynan Lonsdale is a human unicorn and I love him. He opened his home to MTV to talk about about being young, queer, and creative.

-I’m really digging the trailer for the new British series A Discovery of Witches, starring Theresa Palmer and Matthew Goode as a scholarly witch and a vampire who fall in love in Oxford.

Denzel Washington plays a Lyft driver you really don’t want to piss of in The Equalizer 2 trailer.

The Internet Is Shipping Lupita Nyong’o and Michael B Jordan

-I had no idea that everyone wants Lupita Nyong’o and Michael B Jordan to date, but I just bought a boarding pass to this ship! In any case, she got him to do spontaneous push ups at a fashion show because he lost a bet and she’s my new hero.

-In other delightful Black Panther cast interactions, Danai Gurira and Chadwick Boseman played with the fear box.

Aubrey Plaza revealed that she spent Galentine’s Day with Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones and Katherine Hahn. My heart!

Jennifer Garner is pushing this America’s Sweetheart thing to the limit by shipping Girl Guide cookies to her Instagram followers.

-Oof, this People cover story with Sarah Jessica Parker is bad timing. (Or maybe good, depending on where you land in the Kim vs Sarah feud.)

-Sorry, FX. Ryan Murphy has been lured to Netflix with deal rumoured to be up to $300 million.

-It’s interesting that as traditional TV staples like Murphy and Shonda Rhimes leave for Netflix, The CW continues to believe in the broadcast model, adding an extra night of programming. Ironically, the reason it can continue to survive declining ratings (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s existence continues to defy logic) is because of their lucrative Netflix deal.

Will Smith‘s Instagram continues to be a delight. Here, he proves he knows the lyrics to ‘La Bamba‘.

-This is quality Valentine’s Day content from Robert Downey Jr.

This podcast in which they try to figure out what Christian Grey actually does for a living in the Fifty Shades series is hilarious.

-Meanwhile, a gyno does not recommend putting ice cream where Christian does in the new movie.

-This never happens, but I actually like everything Blake Lively’s trainer says about the program he put her on to lose her baby weight. Carbs are fine. Life means you can’t always work out for an hour 5 times a week. “Putting a mother under a high intensity interval training is one of the most irresponsible things that anyone can do.” Who is this guy and can I hire him?!?

-Also, who knew that Blake Lively and Emily Blunt are suddenly BFFs?

-This is a really thoughtful interview with veteran TV showrunner Glen Mazzara about how he’s trying to create real change and inclusion in the TV industry.’

-Veronica Mars costars Kristen Bell and Ryan Hansen  tested mom products for Ellen and things got weird.

-I’m really bummed that the trailers for the Overboard remake look so bad.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Got Married

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher had a surprise wedding this weekend. (Well, surprise to us. One assumes they were in the loop.) They were reportedly already legally married and threw the wedding to celebrate with their family and friends.

-Estranged marrieds Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner spent their vacation in the Bahamas together alternating between being “cordial to each other” and “just staring off into space.” Fun!

-Ben’s camp is also putting out fires when it comes to rumours of him and Margot Robbie on the set of Suicide Squad.

-Also Ben, do you really think this is the best time in your life to be slamming Marvel movies? I mean, really?

Taylor Swift had the most photographic 4th of July ever. I feel like I could never truly be friends with her because I wouldn’t have the patience to deal with her Instagram shot-staging. (And clearly, that’s the only thing stopping our BFFdom…)

-Here come the Parks and Rec feels! Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe spent the long weekend together.

-There’s something perversely wonderful about Drew Barrymore being on the cover of Hamptons Magazine.

Hugh Jackman‘s wife says that she forbids him from working with Angelina Jolie because she’s afraid they’ll hook up, is met with the world’s collective raised eyebrow…

-Following all those cheating rumoursKourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have called it quits.

-Ugh. In her new Cosmo cover story, Sarah Jessica Parker says she’s not a feminist, she’s a “humanist.”

-I’m so glad UnREAL got renewed (even if it makes zero sense from a ratings/business viewpoint.) It’s great.

-I liked this article on Channing Tatum’s evolution from a perceived ‘dull beefcake dude’ to a movie star loved by both men and women. (Though anyone who ever thought he was dull just wasn’t reading the right interviews. Remember the time he took a GQ reporter to a stranger’s house, a bar, and a jail before they camped outside in their Snuggies?)

-Speaking of Channing,I’m not sure about Variety’s positioning of the female gaze being somehow subversive now, but this is a great take on Magic Mike XXL. “Is that what it’s like to be a straight man looking at most media? No wonder so many of them are resistant to changing that.”

-Oh god. There’s a blog dedicated to Amal Clooney’s style. Goodbye, free time! I wasn’t using you productively anyway.

-Speaking of time-wasters, the ATX Festival just posted the video of the Dawson’s Creek live-readMae Whitman played Dawson, Suits’ Patrick J. Adams played Joey, Orphan Black’s Kristian Bruun was Bess, and Kerr Smith acted as Jen.

-If it were any other show, I’d be pumped at news that Jeffrey Dean Morgan was joining the cast. But seeing as The Good Wife had no idea what to do with the delicious cinnamon roll that is Matthew Goode, I’m not hopeful about this news.

-The latest Ant-Man trailer isn’t afraid to name-drop The Avengers. Smart.