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Patricia Clarkson

Megan Fox Calls Will Arnett Out for His Young Girlfriends


-I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about Megan Fox, because this story she told about Will Arnett on the set of TMNT 2 has convinced me that she is made of sunshine and awesome: “He would bring [girls] to set. They were progressively getting younger and younger as the weeks went on, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Buddy, I’m worried. Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for your girlfriend?'”

Noah Galvin has released a statement about his Vulture interview, apologizing to Bryan Singer, Colton Haynes, Eric Stonestreet, and the LGBTQ community.

-Also, Vulture edited the original interview and cut Galvin’s comments about how “Singer likes to invite little boys over to his pool and diddle them in the f—— dark of night.”

-Meanwhile, I think Colton’s clapback was classy AF.

Mindy Kaling and Helena Bonham Carter just joined the female-fronted Ocean’s Eleven. This movie just gets weirder and weirder.

-Set your DVRs: Beyoncé’s Lemonade is returning to HBO next weekend.

-Set your DVRs, part II: the Tonys (aka – the only chance 99.9% of us are going to see the original cast perform Hamilton) are Sunday night.

Johnny Depp is heading to his private island in the Bahama. How great for him.

Stephanie Seymour doesn’t think Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid deserve the “supermodel” title. “Bitches of the moment! That would be a good title for them.” Marry me.

Celine Dion is the latest celeb to pull a GOOP and launch her own lifestyle brand.

-Nashville has officially been saved by CMT and Hulu.

Patricia Clarkson remains a total BAMF. On Hollywood sexism, she say “A white male actor should never be allowed to complain about anything. Shut up and sit in the corner.”

-The fact that former Grey’s costars Sandra Oh and Kevin McKidd still hang out makes me giddy.

-Is it weird that the new trailer for The Shadows kinda makes me want to see it? Clearly, this week has fried my brain.

Is Ben Affleck’s Giant Back Tattoo Real?

-Wait, that giant phoenix tattoo on Ben Affleck‘s back might actually be legit?!?? Dudebro is making some solid decisions these days. (Also, I love Us Weekly’s now missing quote about how “Jen knows about it but feels like it’s not her problem.”)

Gwyenth Paltrow wants you to rob her. Go ahead! She’s down.

-The New York Times’ Megan Amram wrote a GOOP Gift Guide AS Gwyneth Paltrow and it’s a thing of beauty.

-Meanwhile, the annual Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma catalogue has arrived! I look forward to this more than xmas morning…

-Ouch. Elizabeth Olsen‘s ex-fiance says she dumped him the day his best friend died.

-I’m kinda over all the Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton photos, but she looks great in these ones.

Abigail Breslin is a heckler.

Blake Lively‘s TBT photo with Jason Priestley has to be seen to be believed.

Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon played Truth or Truth, and when asked about her greatest fear, Amy had the perfect answer: “Being mistaken for JLo. Then being asked to dance. And dancing better than JLo. And JLo being angry.”

Tina Fey was delightful on The Graham Norton Show, talking about buying her first bra when she was 10.

Justin Bieber took over James Corden’s monologue. In other news, James’ job is safe as houses.

Bruce Willis proved to Stephen Colbert that he does his own stunts with a long, extended fight scene.

-In other late night shenanies, Chris Hemsworth raced against Jimmy Fallon in an epic scooter sleigh competition.

Joel McHale and Danny Pudi are proving to be the nicest friends ever by agreeing to guest star on Ken Jeong‘s terrible new sitcom.

Patricia Clarkson wants to reprise her Broad City role. Maybe she can join Hilary Clinton, who just announced a guest appearance.

-According to the Hollywood Reporter, Adam Sandler‘s awful Netflix movie has a scene where Steve Buscemi “lubes up the anus of an incontinent burro.” Charming.

-I love me a good roundtable, but nothing could convince me to watch this director’s one.

-Vanity Fair has a great primer for the case the new season of Serial is tackling before you jump into the podcast.

-One of the best things about the new Star Wars movie coming out is that the world is going to find out what a charm bomb John Boyega is.

-Also charming the world on the Star Wars promo tour: Gwendoline Christie.

Cate Blanchett in talks for the next Thor movie? I don’t want to begrudge her that Marvel money, but why does she have to pick the weakest films in the MCU?

-Ugh, the new X Men trailer. I actually like this franchise (relative to other superhero stuff), but the effects look like garb. It’s also clear that they’re trying to turn Mystique into a major character to cash in on JLaw‘s success which is kinda meh.