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Chrissy Teigen Covers Marie Claire

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Chrissy Teigen looks great on Marie Claire! (Gucci did right by her.) And despite all the attention her “butthole” quote is getting, she actually talks about other things, including postpartum depression, a desire to adopt, and her tendency to be too honest.

Jada Pinkett Smith went on Twitter to list all the ways All Eyez on Me misrepresents her relationship with Tupac Shakur.

Ronan Farrow just won Instagram, guys.

Bill Cosby‘s jury is still deadlocked after 37 hours of deliberations, and tempers are starting to flare.

-Meanwhile, the judge in the case is not amused by Cosby’s PR machine.

Chris Hemsworth improvised his best bits in Ghostbusters? He also improvised the “he’s a friend from work” line in the new Thor trailer?  Damn, now I have to change my Chris rankings again.

-This is a really interesting read from Buzzfeed on how Kim Kardashian‘s first pregnancy ushered in an age of pregnancy performance in public.

-I have a really complicated relationship with my feelings about Joss Whedon. He created two feminist-leaning shows that were chocked full of the amazing female characters I needed to see in my formative years. He also created Dollhouse, in which the lead character was basically a mindless sex doll every other week. He still bangs the drum for female stories. But he also created this super pervy script for the Wonder Woman, which leaked last night. It’s bad. Like, really, really bad, especially when compared to what we ended up getting. It’s so bad that women who were hilariously live-tweeting it had to give up. I agree with this thread about how even the most well-meaning Hollywood players have to actively work to be better.

Barack Obama paid tribute to Jay-Z during the Songwriters Hall of Fame induction, and he might have revealed the sex of Beyoncé and Jay Z’s twins.

Jay Z made a rare return to Twitter to thank all the rappers who’ve inspired him (including Beyoncé).

-The fact that Lorde ran a secret Instagram account dedicated to rating onion rings is delightful.

Katy Perry just became the first Twitter user to hit 100 million followers. I’m just waiting for Taylor Swift to say “hold my beer.”

Ashton Kutcher says his and Mila Kunis‘ 2-year-old daughter “occasionally tries to murder the young one” with over-enthusiastic squeezing.

Leonardo DiCaprio has voluntarily surrendered to the government an Oscar awarded to Marlon Brando.

-This video of Naomi Campbell doing yoga in a doorway is insane.

Colin Trevorrow (who got handed the keys to the Jurassic Park and Star Wars: Episode IX after only doing Safety Not Guaranteed because he’s a white dude), is getting SAVAGED by critics for his new movie, The Book Of Henry.  So much so that people are starting to wonder if he’ll lose the Star Wars gig because of it.

Arcade Fire dropped a new song today called “Creature Comfort.”

-This is an excellent read on what we’re losing with the end of Orphan Black. It’s the show I always point to when making a case for character over plot. I haven’t been able to follow what’s going on for years, but I keep watching because they make you care so much about the “seestas.”

Drew Barrymore is dating an exec at the company that makes her cosmetic line.

Rihanna is the best thing about DJ Khaled’s new video. (The worst thing is the Santana sample.)

Tatiana Maslany Gets Cloned for Flare

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Tatiana Maslany gets the triple cover treatment on the new issue of Flare, and the accompanying story is pretty great (despite the random Buffy slam).

-The first full trailer for the new season of Orphan Black doubles on on the clonage.

Taylor Swift announced she’s going to be the godmother of Jaime King‘s baby with this weirdly intimate pic. Is that a thing people do? Lock down the godparents before the kid is even born?

-I guess the big Marvel announcement is Robert Downey Jr. is inviting you the premiere of Avenger: Age of Ultron? Disappointing.

-In more exciting superhero news, Drew Goddard is rumoured to be directing Sony’s Spider-Man reboot. He made his bones in TV, writing on Buffy, Angel and Lost.

-Also, Michelle Rodriguez has apologized after that weird comment about minority actors “stealing all the white people’s superheroes.”

-Game of Thrones’ Natalie Dormer makes out with a lot of randos in Hozier’s ‘Someone New’ video.

Idris Elba was spotted filming “special episodes” of Luther in London and my heart just swelled three sizes.

-The Broad City girls played “truth or truth” against Jimmy Fallon and things got real serious real fast.

Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent might be dating and this news is so great that I want to hug it.

Kelly Osbourne quit Fashion Police, and now there’s rumours Khloe Kardashian might take her place. Clearly, no one watched her red carpet commentary at the Oscars.

-Netflix just locked down your summer plans by announcing the premiere dates of Orange Is the New Black and Wet Hot American Summer.

Shia LaBeouf is trying to bring back the rattail, thereby ensuring it will never happen.

-That unretouched photo of Cindy Crawford might have been retouched after all — and she’s threatening to sue.

Selena Gomez reached out to a suicidal fan in the comments of her Instagram. Ignore the grammar and embrace the sweetness.

-The Last Man on Earth starring Will Forte debuted last night to surprisingly big ratings, considering the promotion wasn’t so great and it was up against The Walking Dead.

-This behind the scenes video of the Parks and Rec finale made me tear up more than the actual episode. On the plus side, at least it proves that I’m not entirely dead inside!

Christina Aguilera has signed on to appear in a multi-episode arc on Nashville, a show I keep forgetting still exists.

-When they said the Get Hard red-band trailer was NSFW, they weren’t lying. I can’t tell if this movie is going to be funny, or just a pile of homophobic prison rape jokes.

Emily Blunt Opens Up About Motherhood

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Emily Blunt looks amazing in Vogue, which she posed for during her pregnancy.

-Please please please tell me that reports of Tom Cruise grooming Elizabeth Moss to be his Scientology girlfriend are false. STAY AWAY FROM PEGGY!

-Watching James Franco solemnly “apologize” for hitting on a teenager on this morning’s Live with Kelly and Michael sent my cringe muscle into overdrive, especially since the theory that it was all part of a movie promo stunt was inexplicably picking up steam. “I guess I’m just a model of how social media is tricky…I used bad judgement and I learned my lesson.”

-Don’t sass Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter. She’ll sass you right back.

Mariah Carey is fronting like she doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is, which is kind of adorable.

-You must watch this old video of Jon Hamm at the age of 25, sporting some intensely 90s hair and talking about foot massages on a dating game show.

-Speaking of Mad Men stars, January Jones‘ TV daughter has officially started dressing better than her.

Johnny Depp insists that his wedding to Amber Heard will not be of the “shotgun” variety.

-Speaking of Johnny, pretty much everyone on the Internet has fallen out of love with him because of all this near couch-jumping bullshit. Sad face.

-Ruh roh. Community’s surprisingly hilarious G.I. Joe homage hit a series low in the ratings.

-A new trailer for Orphan Black has arrived, and Tatiana Maslany talks about the new clone in this interview. I’m glad this show is getting so much coverage before its season premiere. 

-Just when I thought the How I Met Your Mother finale couldn’t have been any worse comes news that they had the nerve to cut a Robin Sparkles performance. Grrr!

Jennifer Lopez outbid ex-boyfriend Diddy for Fuse TV.

-Meanwhile, everyone’s talking about how short Jennifer Lopez‘s dress is, but I can’t stop looking at her shoes. What’s happening there?

Gwendoline Christie, who plays Brienne on Game of Thrones, just landed a part in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay–Part 2. Hollywood should give her all the roles.

-The curtain is closing on Glee sooner than expected. The show’s 5th season will be cut short due to crappy ratings.

-Jersey Shore’s Snooki is pregnant with her second child.

-Rumour has it that Stephen Colbert is the frontrunner to replace Letterman on Late Night. Watch Letterman‘s official announcement here.

-In other late night news, Daniel Radcliffe and Jimmy Fallon played Sticky Balls on last night’s show, while Judd Apatow confronted Seth Meyers for denying him his SNL dream.

-Syfy has ordered a new drama based on 12 Monkeys, which is probably a terrible idea.

Ellen made Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield squirm (adorably, of course) when she questioned them about their relationship. Guys, I had no idea Andrew Garfield had a British accent.

Michelle Williams looks amazing in Broadway’s Cabaret.

Rose Byrne looks lovely on the new cover of Elle, where she talks about boyfriend Bobby Cannavale. I always forget that they’re dating, but I like them both so it’s like a recurring happy surprise.

Scarlett Johansson recorded a cover of that stupid selfie song.

-Here’s the new trailer for HBO’s The Normal Heart, starring Mark Ruffalo, Julia Roberts, Matt Bomer, Taylor Kitsch, and Jim Parsons. It’s probably not a good sign that I’m already weepy.

-Nice! Lupita Nyong’o is the new face of Lancome.

-How did I miss the fact that the ladies of Parks and Rec posed for a Jane Austin-inspired photo shoot?!

Bryan Cranston is writing a memoir and he promises to “reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shooting Breaking Bad.”

Mila Kunis gives Robin Williams 90 minutes to live in the new trailer for Angriest Man in Brooklyn.

-Check out the first teaser trailer for the new season of True Blood.

Seth Rogen posted an extremely NSFW selfie on Twitter. Seriously, don’t click on it unless you haven’t eaten in a while.

Chris Brown was taken into custody by U.S. marshals last night, and will be taken to D.C. for his trial.

-I haven’t read this oral history of Heathers yet. This requires a comfy couch and a glass of wine before really digging into it.

-Here’s the latest trailer for Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler‘s new film, Blended. Yuck.