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EW Offers First Look at the Gilmore Girls Revival

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-EW just unveiled their Gilmore Girls return cover and I’m in love. Meanwhile, the showrunner says of Melissa McCarthy: “I can get her in and out in two hours.”  Methinks it’s too little, too late, but we’ll see.

-I can barely pick out the One Direction guys from a lineup but that didn’t stop me from falling down a crazy fake baby conspiracy rabbit hole today. I’m not sure what’s crazier — the theories or the actual public story. Who announces to People he’s expecting a kid with a fling when she’s only 11 weeks along? Why are they passing off baby pics from random bloggers as their own? What’s with all the queerbaiting? I don’t understand any of this, but I do know this: if I’m ever falsely accused of a crime, I want the 1D fandom in charge of investigating the case. They’ve got receipts!

-This is the second craziest read of the day: a National Enquirer editor writes about his insane 2-year war with Charlie Sheen. It gets weirder and weirder the more you read…

Russell Crowe tries to prove he’s funny enough to host SNL in these new promos. It doesn’t work.

-You can watch the first four minutes of the Orphan Black season premiere here.

-This is adorable: Tom Cruise has given Kristen Dunst a coconut cake every Christmas since they shot Interview with a Vampire.

-Ruh roh! Jennifer Lopez‘s new feminist song is also produced by Dr. Luke.

-Wait wait wait — Ryan Reynolds is in talks to star in the adaptation of The Rosie Project?! Seeing as the main character is a nerdy, OCD-plagued professor, this movie might already be in trouble.

Aisha Tyler’s Reddit AMA was wonderful.

David Duchovny and Stephen Colbert had fun trying to make the CBS person in charge of bleeping out swears work overtime.

-I feel such weird pride for the Amell boys, as if somehow had a hand in their success. I once waved to one of them while crossing the street. Does that count?

Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell were on GMA today to promote Mr Right, and it was amazing. (The best part was before the interview, before they cut to commercial while surrounded by people on trampolines dancing to a DJ and Kendrick was like “what is happening?!” and Rockwell was just all “who cares — let’s dance!”)

Cameron Diaz gushed about the “real love” she’s found with her husband. Which is sweet — until you remember he’s one of the Good Charlotte guys and everything gets all confusing again.

-The trailer for the next Star Wars sequel Rogue One is so filled with kickass women. Here’s a deep dive into all the easter eggs. I love this trailer so much that I had to stop myself from trying to burrow my head into my laptop’s screen when I first watched it…

Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny Flirt Their Way Through Interviews

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-Here’s where I’m at with The X Files revival: even if the remaining four episodes don’t improve after what the critics screened (and hated), at least we’re getting a new one from Darin Morgan, who wrote my two favourites eps ever. AND we’re also being gifted with the cutest, most squee-worthy press tour I’ve ever seen. I dissolved into a puddle while watching Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny on Kimmel last night, especially when she was explaining that a lot of their past tension was the result of Vancouver’s “moistness.” And gawd, when he’s talking about Mrs Butterworth and she’s just staring at his lips? AND ALL THE TOUCHING. Kill me now.

-I adore all of Elle’s Women in TV magazine covers.

James Corden is doing Car Karaoke with Adele tonight, and this teaser has me setting my DVR.

-Weird. The Serial podcast is moving to a biweekly schedule because they have so much new material. This is strange, seeing as there’s virtually no buzz around this season (probably because it’s super boring).

-Fifty Shades of Grey topped the Razzies with six nominations because people are no fun. I mean, it was a terrible movie, but there were much, much worse ones in 2015.

One Direction has split up for good and everyone under 14 is now in mourning.

-The Friends cast is going to reunite for special paying tribute to veteran director James Burrows. This special sounds like a better idea than a reboot.

-I’m not sure the head of NBC did Jimmy Fallon any favours by debunking those drinking problem rumours at the TCAs today.

-No surprise here: Heroes Reborn will not be reborn next season.

-I’ve never laughed harder at a movie poster than I did at this one. What’s with Vince Vaughn‘s hair?

Saoirse Ronan gave Stephen Colbert a lesson about Irish accents last night.

-Jesus Cripes, Salon. What are you doing?

Olivia Munn plays both Nelly and Kelly Rowland in this new Lip Sync Battle teaser.

-NBC’s next live musical will be Hairspray. Meh. If this point of these things is to bring Broadway to the millions of people who will never get to go, how about Hamilton?

-The Captain America: Civil War directors think there should be a Black Widow movie.
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-Wait, so El Chapo didn’t even know who Sean Penn was? Bwahahahaha!

Adam Driver’s SNL promos are delightful.

John Boyega continues to be the very best.

-So are Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom a thing we have to care about now? ‘Cause that sounds exhausting.

George Clooney is having an epically bad day in the first trailer for Money Monster, costarring Julia Roberts.

Miley Cyrus Posts Raunchy Photos, Just In Case You Haven’t Had Your Fill

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Miley Cyrus has been posting butt photos on Twitter, so she’s clearly learned her lesson.

-Also, Billy Ray Cyrus is on the board of the Parents Television Council, which is hilarious.

Joshua Jackson is set to play a cowboy on a new Showtime drama. As someone who named her DVR Pacey, this makes me stupidly happy.

-Is anyone weirded out by the fact that Bradley Cooper looks like he’s reading a bedtime story to a child in these photos of him with his new girlfriend? No? Just me? And the book he’s reading is Lolita. COME ON!

-Get ready for a fanfic flood: Demi Lovato will romance Naya Rivera on Glee this season.

-The new Mindy Project promo tries to convince us that James Franco is charming. I’m gonna need more than a 30-second clip to buy that one.

Michael Buble and his wife welcomed new son Noah this morning.

Diddy and J Cole reportedly got into a fight at a VMAs afterparty, and Beyonce and Jay Z tried to break it up because they’re awesome.

-There’s now a video version of “Hank and Marie watch the VMAs” and it is pure happiness.

-I stopped watching American Horror Story early on, but the new cast may change my mind: Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Frances Conroy, Gabourey Sidibe and Patti Lupone.

-The new NIN album is streaming right now on iTunes, if that’s your thing.

-The cast of Bunsheads shot a beautiful farewell dance after learning their show had been cancelled.

-I usually have no opinion on One Direction (because having an opinion about 19-year-old boybanders would creep me out), but you gotta love how they laughed off the shade Taylor Swift was throwing their way at the VMAs.

Kate Middleton looked great when she stepped out for the first time since the big baby reveal. Love that she does her own grocery shopping!

-Another woman has come forward to say she auditioned to be Tom Cruise‘s girlfriend pre-Katie Holmes.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are reportedly being considered to host the Golden Globes again. Lock it down, Hollywood Foreign Press Association! They should be the hosts every year until the end of time!

-I’m not exactly sure what Alexander Skarsgard is saying in this soccer video, but he can lead me in a chant any time.

-Seriously, how cute are Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis? I’m hearing great, great things about her new film, Drinking Buddies.

Donatella Versace thanked Lady Gaga for being name-dropped in her new song by calling out the singer’s “super bitchiness.”

-Whatever’s happening in their marriage, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are reportedly keeping in touch.

George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have arrived in Venice for the film festival. It doesn’t even bug me that he’s wearing a t-shirt promoting his tequila brand, ’cause he looks soo good! I got to pick my TIFF films yesterday, and even though I had priority access, Gravity was already sold out. (I knew we were screwed when TIFF programmer Cameron Bailey said on the radio that it was the one movie he would recommend to everyone.)

-Speaking of movies coming to TIFF, I passed on the Dallas Buyers Club because it was in a weird time slot. Now the trailer is out and I’m regretting my decision. If you thought Matthew McConaughey was unrecognizable, wait ’till you see Jared Leto. That voice!