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Miranda Kerr Strips Down for GQ

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Miranda Kerr in the new issue of British GQ. (Mario Testino)

–Miranda Kerr proves that she totally understands the concept of clickbait by getting naked in British GQ and talking about how she made Orlando Bloom wait six months before kissing her and how she now wants to sexually explore “both men and women.”

-Speaking of bisexuality, Cameron Diaz says in a new magazine interview that “all women have been sexually attracted to another woman,” because as an actress she’s totally qualified to make broad, sweeping generalizations like that. (Also, she’s wearing overalls on that magazine cover because this trend JUST WON’T DIE!)

–Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy‘s attempts at reconciliation apparently includes lots of strolls on the beach. Here’s their latest sighting.

-Speaking of beach shots, Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll look adorably happy on vacation.

–Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are together again — or at least they’re on the same network. She’s currently starring on NBC’s  Crisis, and he just signed on to lead a NBC series set in the 1960s about Charles Manson.

-So that report about Interscope spending $25 million to promote Lady Gaga’s ARTPop album is total bunk.

–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin may actually be sticking with this amicable conscious uncoupling thing. They were photographed laughing together in the Bahamas.

-Now that there’s all those rumours about her and Chris Martin, I’m guessing Alexa Chung is regretting this quote about dating rock stars.

–Connie Britton joined Twitter and celebrated by posting the most Tammy Taylor-ish tweet.

–Miley Cyrus and Avril Lavigne‘s posted an Instagram video of a fake catfight. I didn’t realize that a 15-second clip could be so exhausting.

-I guess I was too busy shaking my fists and yelling at the heavens during The Walking Dead finale to notice the new TV spot for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes that premiered during a commercial break.

-You know how you always doing something stupid to your hair when you’re going through a breakup? For Katy Perry, it’s slime green dye.

–Stephen Colbert responded to the #CancelColbert campaign by dedicating an entire show to the controversy.

–O-Town is going back on tour? Please lord, let this be an April Fool’s joke. Once in j-school we were having a really rough day so a bunch of us went to their appearance at a nearby mall and it was the most disturbing thing ever, mostly because there were 7-year-old girls holding up signs that said “I want to be your Liquid Dream.” True story.

–Kanye West has postponed his tour to finish another album.

-This photo of Kim Kardashian being scared by an elephant is everything.

–Michael Socha is joining Once Upon a Time as series regular. I don’t watch that show, but I support anyone who’s related to Kelly from Misfits!

–Eva Mendes looks lovely on the cover of Flare.

-In honour of Mean Girls’ 10-year anniversary, Damian, Gretchen, Kevin G. and more look back.

–Brad Pitt may star in WWII “romantic thriller” — whatever that means.

-I love that Josh Charles and Retta have become friends IRL thanks to her constant tweeting at him.

-Congrats to Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry, who got married in a ceremony attended by Tobey Maguire,  Aisha Tyler, Steven Tyler and Juliette Lewis.

–Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are still together, just in case those split rumours were giving you an ulcer.

-Awesome: Vulture created a fake history of Zubrowka, the fictional setting of Wes Anderson‘s The Grand Budapest Hotel.

-Here’s a a trailer for The Drop, James Gandolfini’s last film.

-Yay! A new Girl Talk track!

–Pharrell keeps making unlikely friends. Yesterday it was Jane Fonda, today it’s Jimmy Buffett.

-Seeing Shailene Woodley in a fancy Stella McCartney dress is just…weird.

-Last night’s HIMYM finale was beyond terrible. Lots of people much smarter than I have already explained why (though this critique is most inline with my initial reaction). I love this gallery of 10 photos that perfectly capture the fan reaction. The ratings were huge — though probably not huge enough to cushion the creators from all the angry questions they’re going to get when they have to promote HIMYD.

–Poor Josh Radnor was live-tweeting the finale, which must have been brutal given Twitter’s reaction.

-Speaking of HIMYM, the NSFW red-band trailer for Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel‘s Sex Tape has landed. This movie is why Marshall spent most of the final season of HIMYM trapped in a car. Worth it?

It’s Splitsville for Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

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-I think the only thing surprising about Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s split is that it took this long. They’ve been fighting breakup rumours for a while now. Remember this?

–Orlando didn’t address the breakup during his appearance on Live with Kelly and Michael this morning.

–George Clooney was spotted with a mystery brunette. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t you.

–Kylie Jenner reportedly pulled a “do you know who I am?” after being refused bottle service at a bar. Oh, did I mention she’s only 16?

-Here’s more evidence that Lena Dunham might soon land herself a Vogue cover.

-Speaking of making the Vogue cut, Seth Meyers’ wedding photos earned a spot.

-Let the soothing sound of Walter White’s voice convince you to buy an iPad Air.

-Just in case you weren’t already convinced that Jon Hamm was the manliest man to ever exist, he says he needs to shave three times a day when filming Mad Men.

–January Jones, Freida Pinto and Audrey Tantou showed up to support Isabel Marant’s new collection for H&M last night.

-It seems that Lady Gaga is getting into the Movember spirit a little early.

-Someone on the interwebs needs to create an Emma Thompson Soundbite Generator. I would make it my homepage. Her latest bon mot is about how dancing with Prince Charles is “better than sex.”

-Here’s a video of Amy Poehler’s speech at Parks and Rec’s 100th episode celebration.

-Also, Amy showed off her lack of love for viral scare videos on Ellen.

–Robert Pattinson was spotted laughing and cracking inappropriate jokes about golden showers. Who is he?!?

-I’ve never read Outlander, but everyone I follow on Twitter has LOTS of opinions on this new photo from the set of the TV adaptation.

-If this was Jamie Foxx‘s Gravity audition reel, it’s no wonder he didn’t get the part.

–Katie Holmes just joined Twitter and her first post was a pic with Taylor Swift, so she’s obviously got the hang of it.

–David Fincher is up to his old tricks. According to reports, the director is averaging 50 takes per scene on the set of Gone Girl.

–Jennifer Lawrence is feeling a little blue in these new X Men: Days of Future Past photos. Here’s a teeny preview trailer too.

-Wow, Ben Foster looks amazing in photos from the new Lance Armstrong biopic.

-If you can’t manage a stellar Alan Rickman impersonation, don’t even bother. This advice has been brought to you by Alan Rickman.

-The Cut Copy album stream is totally kicking the Arcade Fire album stream‘s ass!

-The Big Bang Theory (which I don’t watch but apparently had one of its strongest episodes last night), featured a song written by Garfunkel & Oates which is now available on iTunes.

-I liked Blue Is the Warmest Color but would like it even more if they edited down the sex scenes, but critics do not seem to agree.

-It’s Friday. Welcome the weekend by taking the Brad Pitt Movie Hair quiz. (I only scored 8/15, which clearly means I’m failing at life.)

-Here’s a new trailer for Hours. Who knew Paul Walker was still making movies?!

Miranda Kerr Has a Bad Week; Amanda Bynes Arrested

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–Miranda Kerr raised some eyebrows after posing for sexy pic with a man who’s not Orlando Bloom, and then raised something else when she was photographed suffering a double(!) nip slip.

-Another day, another Amanda Bynes breakdown. She was kicked off a private plane when she didn’t have any I.D. and demanded the pilot “Google her” to verify her identity. This follows her claims that InTouch doctored photos of her “drug-fueled house party.” The proof? Her toes. [Update: She was arrested last night for throwing a bong out of a 36th floor window.  The potential upside is that her arrest included a psychiatric evaluation.]

–Ellen‘s take-down of Abercrombie & Fitch is great.

-Even though everyone’s clamouring for an exclusive interview about her surgeries, Angelina Jolie isn’t talking.

–Brad Pitt is talking enough for the both of them, though. He’s revealed that he thinks he suffers from a condition called prosopagnosia that makes it hard to remember people’s faces. Uh…sorry?

-Meanwhile, Brad continues to bust his butt to keep World War Z from being a bust, showing up at an early screening in New Jersey to hand out t-shirts.

-Brad’s BFF George Clooney was spotted enjoying dinner in London this week.

-Speaking of dinners in London, the latest issue of GOOP kills me. I love that Gwyneth Paltrow makes it seem like she kept having to leave the party to prepare dinner. They were at Mark’s Place, which is a renowned private supper club that has a Zagat rating of 21. Take a seat, Gwynnie — the chefs got this!

–Julianne Moore talks about all the crap interview questions actresses are asked that actors aren’t.

-Along those lines, Sony studio chief Amy Pascal says in a candid interview that the Hollywood system’s geared for women directors to fail.

–Lady Gaga is making her big screen debut in Machete Kills. Watch the (very blurry) trailer.

–Janet Jackson can afford a whole lotta escapades now — she just joined the ranks of Hollywood’s billionaires’ club.

-Some dude pretended to be Psy at Cannes and everyone fell for it, proving my theory that if you walk around with bodyguards you can get into anywhere.

-Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman continues to kill it in Cannes. I like this look, too (which is actually the dress Anne Hathaway was planning to wear to the Oscars). She loses me a bit with these pants though.

–Andrew Garfield dressed up as Spider-Man to play basketball with some New York City kids.

-I don’t usually watch Nashville but maybe I would if the drama were as exciting onscreen as it is off. There’s lots of talk that the next season will be filmed in L.A. to appease Connie Britton, and that’s not making the locals happy. This comes on the heels of reports there’s tension between the ABC and Lionsgate,  not to mention the dishy editorial a producer’s wife wrote after the show didn’t renew his contract.

-I really hope someone makes a “Morgan Freeman Is Sleepy” meme out of this.

-The best thing about Arrested Development’s imminent arrival (besides the fact that we get new episodes in a few days)? We’re also swimming in cast interviews. Here’s one with Jason Bateman and David Cross, and another with too-close cousins Michael Cera and Alia Shawkat.

-Meanwhile, someone needs to make these Arrested Development-themed emojis downloadable STAT!

-People.com just posted the world’s most terrifying GIF of Katie Holmes.

-Apparently, Beyonce ordered a nicoise salad, so everyone has backed off the pregnancy speculation because tuna is bad for the baby basket or something.

-Wait, were Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev engaged?

–Amanda Seyfried says she misses her boobs, which she lost after she was pressured to lose weight for Hollywood.

–Katy Perry might have a vitamin problem.

-I had no idea Ron Livingston and Rosemarie Dewitt were even together, let alone that they were expecting. In any case, mazel!

-If you’re interviewing Will Ferrell, it’s a good idea to turn off your phone. Otherwise, your mom might call and he’ll pick it up.

–Jonah Hill was spotted smooching his ex-girlfriend. Does that mean he’s done bro-ing around with Leonardo DiCaprio?

-Speaking of Leo, this photo of him partying in Cannes says it all, doesn’t it?

-I’m glad that Tatiana Maslany got a Critic’s Choice nomination. Orphan Black isn’t perfect, but she’s astounding in it. (Speaking of Orphan Black, the pilot is available for free on iTunes right now.)

–Jennifer Aniston shows a lot of skin in the new We’re The Millers trailer. (The film doesn’t look great, but Ken Marino and Nick Offerman are both in it so I’ll give it a chance.) Also, did anyone read her interview in EW a couple of weeks ago where she completely trashed her character’s soccer mom wardrobe? Doesn’t she know that soccer moms are her target demo these days?

-I love this fake horror movie trailer starring Anna Camp. FOMO is scary.

-The trailer for Don Jon, written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, has arrived. Early screenings are earning raves – and it’s easy to see why.