-Even if you assume that 97% of everything printed about the royal family is made up, the palace seems to be experiencing a bit of a leak problem lately, no? A new report from People suggests Prince Harry is feeling “imprisoned” at Kensington Palace, while another suggests that he is angry at Prince William for not “making an effort” with Meghan.
-Does anyone actually believe that Leo DiCaprio is getting ready to propose to his 21-year-old girlfriend? Anyone? Bueller?
-The NYT published a devastating new exposé about Leslie Moonves that includes text messages exchanged by him and a talent agent about allegedly hiding an incident of sexual assault against an actress — and it could put his $120 million package from CBS in jeopardy.
-The Good Place’s Jameela Jamil got into it with Cardi B about celebrity diet scams.
–Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are reportedly living in Waterloo, ON fulltime now because they get a break from the paps and fans. A source tells People, “It’s very peaceful. He can take Hailey out and it’s not a mess with photographers. They are much more left alone.”
-Praise be! Margaret Atwood is writing a sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale.
–Rachel Weisz brought cutouts of her costars’ heads to Gotham Awards. Does this mean it’s cool to carry around life-size cutouts of Olivia Colman? ‘Cause I’m already doing that.
–Lindsay Lohan is mad about Ariana Grande‘s “thank u, next” music video, which pays homage to Mean Girls but doesn’t feature her in a cameo.
-All of the recent Kristen Stewart movies I’ve seen have been weird, art house films (Jeremiah Terminator LeRoy, Personal Shopper, Clouds of Sils Maria) but she’s been on a bit of a big studio movie deal spree lately.
-I don’t think I could pick Kourtney Kardashian out of a lineup, but still good on her 39-year-old self for dating a 21-year-old.
–Keira Knightley has an affair with Alexander Skarsgård in post-World War II Germany in The Aftermath trailer.