-I tend to really like Andrew Garfield, but he kind of stepped in it with this one. “I am a gay man right now just without the physical act – that’s all.” Um, no.
–Blac Chyna‘s is reportedly exploring legal options against Rob Kardashian after he posted nudes of her on social media yesterday. As she should.
-Meanwhile, Rob‘s family is reportedly “deeply disappointed and frustrated” by his actions. “They are ashamed the war has become a public spectacle and hurting the family name.” Guys, just let that sink in for a sec.
-Congrats to Patton Oswalt, who is engaged to Meredith Salenger. It may seem soon, but that dude deserves all the happy.
-This video of celebrities speak-singing The Spice Girls features Nicole Kidman, Riz Ahmed, Keri Russell, Milo Ventimiglia and more. It’s very cute.
-Shocking report: Prince Harry is NOT leaving the royal family for love, despite OK!’s latest cover story.
–Seth Rogen‘s Twitter interactions with his motherare hilarious.
–Kesha released a lovely new song out and penned a deeply personal essay for Lenny. “I know that I was never abandoned by my fans, my animals, or my family, but when you are depressed — really, truly depressed — you feel like you have nothing.”
–Rihanna and Hasaan Jameel have reportedly been ‘hooking up for a few months’ but managed to keep it on the DL until last week.
-Look, I love me a little Justin Baldoni from Jane the Virgin, but does the world really need a men’s talk show? Because the place where men get to talk is basically called the world.
-CBS’s statement on the Hawaii Five-O shakeup and how they made ‘large and significant’ salary offers is supposed to make to Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park look greedy for not accepting, but it just shows us how CBS has been paying them much less all along. The showrunner’s statement also tries to put the blame squarely on the actors.
–Steve Yeun talks about life after The Walking Dead in this new Vulture profile. I heart him.
-I’m looking at this photographic evidence of George Clooney holding a bassinet and I still kinda don’t believe it? My mind is buffering.
–Gwyneth Paltrow‘s ‘pale, dreamy’ loft in NYC has finally sold for $10 million.
-I don’t know why the latest edition of GOOP includes a story about the Illuminati, but I’ve never been more interested in it.
–Kerry Washington posted her new AdWeek cover on Instagram and shared her dismayat its obvious Photoshopping, saying “It felt strange to look at a picture of myself that is so different from what I look like when I look in the mirror.” It’s ironic too, since the article is all about how tightly and strategically she controls her brand. (It’s definitely worth a read. I love any celeb who not only acknowledges their social media manager, but shouts them out by name.)
-A Toronto city worker says he was taking photos of the sunset when a helicopter landed and Drake emerged and demanded he delete the photos. This paragraph paints the best mental picture ever: “Fearing conflict, he turned his back to continue taking pictures of the cityscape. That’s when Drake removed his fur coat, charged a portion of the fence without the barbed wire and scaled it.”
–Kesha’s case against Sony and Dr. Lukehas been thrown out, and the judge’s comments are pretty terrible. “Every rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime.” Really? Cause it kinda is.
-I still haven’t caught up on The People vs OJ, but Vulture has a great interview with Marcia Clark. And another with a real juror.
-I really like Blake Lively‘s Harry Potter manicure. Dammit, she might be wearing me down.
-Jesus, just when I thought the situation with The 100 couldn’t get any worse, one of the stars just spilled some truth tea all over an interview and bashed the showrunner. If what he says is true and the network executives encouraged him to explore other roles, that’s both telling and damning.
-The showrunner in question just issued a statementwishing the actor “all the best” while completely avoiding the accusations of bullying on set. Has any show ever gone from ‘critically adored’ to ‘tire fire’ so quickly?!
-Unclench, y’all. Rebel Wilson isn’t starring in an Adele biopic. –Aisha Tyler‘s is kickstarting a movie she wants to direct and we should all support it because she’s incredible.
-This is pretty much exactly what I imagined brunch conversation with the Broad City girls would be like…
-Speaking of the Broad City girls, who knew Ilana Glazerwas once roommates with Crazy Ex’s Rachel Bloom?
-Us Weekly is reporting that Drew Barrymore is devastated by her split from Will Kopelman. What exactly were they expecting?!
–Janet Jackson delayed her tour because she says her husband and her are planning a family. She implies that she’s pregnant but she’s 49 so…maybe not?
-I like this article/rant about the molasses-slow pacing of streaming TV, inspired by The Path. I’ve only watched the premiere but damn, it’s soporific.
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