-There were some blind items floating around a while ago that I didn’t want to believe, but here we are: Fergie and Josh Duhamel released a statement saying “with absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year.”
-Don’t tell me celebrities can’t lock their sh*t down when they really want to. Selena Gomez just revealed she’s been quiet this summer because she had a kidney transplant(!). Her pal and donor Francia Raisa made a touching post about the experience, saying “I am beyond grateful that God would trust me with something that not only saved a life, but changed mine in the process.”
-God bless Jennifer Garner for posting this video of her high on novocaine and crying about Hamilton songs. Best “David After Dentist” sequel ever.
–Jessica Biel entered the Ellen Show by doing the Dirty Dancing routine (complete with a perfectly executed lift) and I’ve never liked her more.
-Oh wait — Jessica‘s restaurant might have withheld tips from their servers. And I’m back!
-The new promo for The Good Place has clips from the first season and now I’m wondering how I missed the big twist. In retrospect, it was so obvious! God, I love that show.
–Zach Braff is the new illegal face of penis enhancement pills in Ukraine, and it doesn’t seem to bother him at all.
-Delete your fanfic! Zayn Malik just revealed that he and Harry Styles weren’t actually BFFs at all. “To be honest, I never really spoke to Harry even when I was in the band. So I didn’t really expect that much of a relationship with him when I left. And I haven’t [had one] to be honest.”
-Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo are breeding again.
–Mandy Moore‘s This Is Us costars spoiled her engagement news. And not even her big costars. Just the guys who play Toby and Miguel. Tsk tsk.
–Reese Witherspoon no longer sounds super hopeful that a second season of Big Little Lies will happen and as much as I loved that show, I’m totally ok with that.
-Sounds like Heidi Klum and her boyfriend Vito Schnabel are dunzo. (But “taking time apart right now” is a nice spin.)
-Man, I love that there are actual think pieces being written about why Arrow shouldn’t do a BLM episode.
-You know movieland is bleak when even Jim Carrey is heading to TV.
-According to Page Six, Drake was spotted in his hometown of Toronto on Monday night “looking cozy” with The Florida Project’s Bria Vinaite. I don’t believe it. Yeah, they posed for a pic together but he was supposedly spotted with a model. And from what I saw of Bria at her movie’s premiere, he couldn’t handle her.
-I really hope the HBO exec is lying when he says he knows who’s going to end up on the Iron Throne on GoT. Isn’t the whole point of the show about breaking the wheel?!
-You know what I’m weirdly good at? Axe throwing. I’ve done it three times now and I’m at the point where an axe is gonna be the first thing I grab when the zombie apocalypse strikes. You know who’s not so good at axe throwing? Jennifer Lawrence.
–Jennifer Lawrence plays a ballerina who becomes a Russian assassin after suffering from a career-altering injury in the Red Sparrow trailer. So basically, it’s the Black Widow standalone movie we all wanted, without the Marvel rights?