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Gwyneth Paltrow Says She “F**ked Up” Relationship with Brad Pitt

Gwyneth Paltrow guested on a podcast this week, where she revealed that she “f**ked up so many relationship,” including some of her most famous ones. “I fucked that up, Brad.”

-I don’t know why Jason Segel posing in front of tiny doors in England is so funny to me, but it kind of us.

-Why is Kate Hudson still able to command major mag covers? WHY???

Amy Schumer left a $500 tip for a college student on an $80 bill.

-A new adaptation was announced of Lord of the Flies with women, but written by men. The internet is not amused.

Taylor Swift’s concert cash-grab scheme is yet another big blow to her Reputation.

-Agent’s of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Chloe Bennet went off  on a commenter who questioned why she changed her Chinese last name, saying “Changing my last name doesn’t change the fact that my BLOOD is half Chinese, that I lived in China, speak Mandarin, or that I was culturally raised both American and Chinese. It means I had to pay my rent, and Hollywood is racist and wouldn’t cast me with a last name that made them uncomfortable. I’m doing everything I can, with the platform I have, to make sure no one has to change their name again, just so they can get work. So kindly love, f— off.” The more I hear from this girl, the more I dig her.

-In what universe did The Wrap think it would be ok to rank TV actresses from most to least liked?

Kim Kardashian covers the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, in which she says “I feel in my soul I’m a feminist. I just don’t need labels to make me feel or know what I am inside.” Groan.

-New Girl’s Hannah Simone and hubby Jesse Giddings welcomed their first child earlier this month, a baby boy.

-CW premiered Vixen last night and is now complaining that nobody watched it. What the hell? If I had known about it I totally would have broken my no-TV summer. Blame your promotions department, not us.

-I really liked this article on Chris Pine and Hollywood’s evolving masculinity.

Vince Vaughn gets angry in the Brawl in Cell Block 99 trailer.

 

Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Gina Rodriguez and More Talk Comedy

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-The Hollywood Reporter gathered Emmy hopefuls Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Gina Rodriguez, Ellie Kemper, Kate McKinnon, and Tracee Ellis Ross to talk comedy, sexism, and drunk costars.

-Meanwhile, I amazed there aren’t a million think pieces about how Amy Schumer is in the middle of a near-perfect television season (or maybe there are and I’m just missing them?). Her latest skit puts Bill Cosby on trial.

Archie Panjabi wouldn’t deny that the awkward final Good Wife scene between her and Julianna Margulies was pieced together with CGI, telling both E! News and Us Weekly: “All I can say is this: the decision making process is not something I’m privy to.” I wonder if Margulies is planning any damage control? Because no matter what went down or whose fault the feud is, the fact that there was such a lack of professionalism (but her, by the showrunners, by CBS bigwigs) that it was allowed to go that far is so very gross.

George Clooney‘s aging secret? Embrace it (and, you know, try not to be a woman in Hollywood).

-It looks like Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend Alicia Cargile are still going strong (and still making me want to chop off all my hair).

Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone were roommates while filming Aloha — which sounds like the premise of a really terrible sitcom.

-Ok, I know I’m a cynical robot who’s dead inside, but did anyone else sprain their eye from rolling it so much during Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed’s wedding video? Anyone??

Nicole Kidman‘s Grace of Monaco trainwreck finally aired on Lifetime this week, and the screenwriter live-tweeted everything that went wrong. (He had nice things to say about Milo Ventimiglia, at least).

-Speaking of former Gilmore Girls actors, it’s pretty rich that the guy who played Luke is bragging about his chemistry with Lauren Graham. ‘Cause when the show was airing, it kinda seemed like they didn’t like each other very much.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has apologized to fans after those drinking photos hit the web, calling it a “minor relapse.”

Colton Haynes wore a hot pink suit to the San Andreas premiere and I hate it — but I also think it was a crazy smart career move. Get it, kid.

Meek Mill says he and Nicki Minaj are not engaged because they’re “still learning each other, feeling each other out.” He knows about the no take-backsies rule, right?

-The trailer for Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee features Stephen Colbert, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Jim Carrey, and Bill Maher.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are still a pap-worthy thing.

-Here’s some footage of Ben Affleck doing Batman-y stuff on the Suicide Squad shoot, which would be a lot cooler if it hadn’t completely taken over my neighborhood this week. #GetOffMyLawn

-We may never know Netflix viewership numbers, but Daredevil tops the list of original programs in terms of user ratings, while Bojack Horseman sits in last place.

Jason Segel goes full Capote as David Foster Wallace in the trailer for The End of the Tour.

-Also, here’s an excerpt from Jason‘s new kids’ book.

-The Point Break remake trailer makes me physically angry. Remember the part in the original where Keanu Reeves and Lori Petty are floating on their surfboards and he reaches out and grazes her thigh? Why you gotta mess with our memories, Hollywood?!

 

Amanda Bynes Says She Has An Eating Disorder In Twitter Tirade

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Amanda Bynes went on another weird and disturbing Twitter rant, saying that she has an eating disorder and asking people who write about her to use the selfies she posts on Twitter. Request granted!

Halle Berry‘s rep just confirmed that she’s pregnant with her second child, which may explain why Olivier Martinez was so pissed at that paparazzi swarm the other day. (Or maybe he was just pissed because paparazzi swarms are gross.)

-Well, this is amazing. Ray J used a pixelated photo of ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian for the cover art for his new single, “I Hit It First.”

James Franco wrote a movie review on The Place Beyond the Pines for some reason (just go with it), in which he spilled a lot of ink drooling over Ryan Gosling. Welcome to the club, buddy!

-If it were anyone else, I’d assume Beyoncé and Jay-Z staged this photo because they both look soo good. But I’m pretty sure this is their natural state.

Michael Jackson‘s son Prince is living up to his name by dating an actual Kuwaiti princess.

Lindy West‘s recap of everything that happens in Jurassic Park in chronological order might be the best piece of movie writing I’ve read recently. It’s almost as good as her Sex and the City 2 review (which I still reread whenever I need a pick-me-up).

-HBO is working on a Nora Ephron documentary. Yup, I’ll watch every millisecond of that.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed in public! Together! And actually touching!

Kevin Zegers (who I once talked to at the Transamerica premiere and kept losing my train of thought because he was so disturbingly pretty) is engaged to Jaime Feld.

-It’s cute that exes Carey Mulligan and Eddie Redmayne are still nice to each other in public.

New Girl‘s Jake Johnson is submitting himself in the Emmy’s lead comedy actor race after competing in the supporting category last year. (Speaking of New Girl, my stupid DVR cut off the final moment of last night’s episode, right after he said “I’ll walk with you.” Did they kiss? I need to know!)

Joss Whedon just cast the guy who played Gunn on Angel in his new ABC pilot.

Wesley Snipes has been released from prison. Let’s hope someone reminds him that his tax return is still due this month.

This video of Kid President meeting the real president is all kinds of great.

Jamie Lynn Spears just tweeted an old photo of Britney with Justin Timberlake. Is it my birthday?!

-Need more proof that Parks and Recreation is the smartest show on TV? There were a bunch of Infinite Jest references in last night’s episode. (Not that I’ve actually read that novel. It’s the only book I ever gave up on after getting through 900 pages. But still, yay for P&R‘s smarty-pants writers!)

Cate Blanchett looks fantastic the cover of Australia’s Harper’s Bazaar.

Angelina Jolie just donated $200k to the Malala Fund to send five girls to school, which is great and admirable. I just wish she wasn’t dressed like Yoda at the time.

Jason Segel has written a YA trilogy? Yes times one million!

-For some reason, Nicole Richie and Jessica Alba are vacationing together.

-The trailer for Ethan Hawke‘s new movie The Purge is scary as hell.