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Amber Heard Donates All Of Her Settlement to Charity

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-Holy crap. Amber Heard said she was going to donate her $7M divorce settlement to charity — but I didn’t think she meant all of it. But she donated ALL OF IT. Of course, Twitter was immediately overrun by idiots claiming it’s not that big of a deal because she’ll get it all back in taxes (except, yeah, that’s not how taxes work), or that she’s doing it to seem like a martyr. What? Whatever you think of her personality, their joint statement basically confirmed that she’s a survivor of domestic violence. That doesn’t change, whether or not she donates a dime, or passes your vague likability test. And if you ask me, the fact that she’s giving it all away makes her a goddamn boss.

-People I keep forgetting are pregnant, weekend edition: Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis.

-People I keep forgetting are no longer pregnant, weekend edition: Emily Blunt.

Nina Dobrev and Julianna Hough showed off their bare butts on Instagram. I just don’t know how photos like this happen. Like, how much alcohol must first be consumed before everyone thinks this is a swell idea?

Frank Ocean continues to try everyone’s patience.

-The girl who plays Eleven on Stranger Things taught Winona Ryder how to use Snapchat.

-I’m always ready to call out sexism in Hollywood, but I agree with Kristen Bell here — it doesn’t really apply to Bad Moms (which, btw, was my surprise movie of the summer. Kathyrn Hahn does a monologue about uncircumcised penises that should win an Oscar).

-Fun fact: Jonah Hill was hospitalized for snorting too much fake coke while filming Wolf of Wall Street.

Zendaya may have been cast as Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man: Homecoming and comic f**kboys went predictable crazy at the rumours. Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn wrote an excellent rebuttal on Facebook. “For me, if a character’s primary attribute – the thing that makes them iconic – is the color of their skin, or their hair color, frankly, that character is shallow and sucks. For me, what makes MJ MJ is her alpha female playfulness, and if the actress captures that, then she’ll work.” Church!

-Pretty much anything Roxanne Gay writes is an automatic must-read for me. Her thoughtful essay on Nate Parker and the limits of empathy doesn’t disappoint.

-The Lost Boys is being adapted as a TV series, and the fact that Rob Thomas of Veronica Mars/iZombie is behind it leaves me hopeful.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Shailene Woodley get flirty on a college campus in this new clip from Snowden. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get over what he’s doing with his voice in this film.

-Here’s the trailer for Hands of Stone, starring Usher and Robert De Niro.

Jennifer Aniston Freaks Out Over Bad Wi-Fi

-Here’s Jennifer Aniston‘s new overseas ad, which she probably doesn’t want you to see.

-Meanwhile, someone took the time to calculate the number of sex partners each character on Friends had. (Spoiler alert: Phoebe outporked Joey in four different seasons.)

Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey took on Starbucks and won.

Frank Ocean explained away his NYE arrest for speeding and drug possession by tweeting, “i smoke pot. ok guys” and “i drive a m3. that bitch fast.” Awesome.

-Supermodel Naomi Campbell was the victim of a vicious mugging in Paris. That dude is in for some crazy cellphone-throwing retribution.

-I’m really rooting for this guy, who’s on a quest  to get Bill Murray to his apartment for dinner.

-According to the judge in Britney Spears‘ conservatorship case, she has at least $27 million in assets. And yet she can’t afford a decent weave?

Helen Mirren was all kinds of adorable when accepting her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, saying “I’m going to finally lie next to Colin Firth – something I’ve been wanting to do for a very long time.”

Oprah Winfrey appeared at the TCA tour today, where she basically filibustered her way through reporters’ questions. One guy asked her a simple question and got an 18 minute response.

-Speaking of the TCAs, it’s never a good sign when Christa Miller‘s face looks less injected than Courteney Cox’s.

-Some prince paid a lot of money to spend NYE with Lindsay Lohan for some unknown reason.

-I love this: “If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest”

Aaron Paul tweeted that Breaking Bad will return July 14, but AMC says that’s incorrect.  Still, it’ll probably come back at some point next summer.

-I’m really glad that Anna Faris has signed on to star in a new sitcom because I think she’s way past getting her due, but I just wish it weren’t a Chuck Lorre joint.

-A pregnant Busy Phillips joined BFF Michelle Williams and Jason Segel on their Mexican vacation.

-In other joint vacation news, Jessica Simpson is in Hawaii with CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison.

-Meanwhile, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles posed with fans in the Caribbean.

-Awww. Friday Night Lights’ star Zach Gilford got married. Saracen!

-Speaking of FNLJosh Hutcherson wants to watch it with you while giving you a massage and baking you a pie.

-When Jay-Z watches basketball games at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, Blue Ivy chills downstairs in a $1 million/year rented nursery. FML.

-Wait, is there supposed to be sexual tension between Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in the Hansel and Gretel trailer?!

Claire Danes is Pregnant

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy in Evening
Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy in Evening.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child. Our lil’ Angela Chase is all grow’d up!

-Oh, snap! Tom Cruise has finally broken his silence through a statement from his lawyer, and it is CUTTING! The gloves are off, people!

-Ice cream makes everything better: Katie Holmes and Suri looked anything but sad during an ice cream run in NYC.

-Meanwhile, her lawyer is denying reports that she wants an emergency custody hearing. Yes, for the sake of good gossip, please stretch this out as long as physically possible.

Tom spent a mopey birthday with his teenage kids at home in L.A. Cheer up, buddy! At least you just topped Forbes‘ list of the highest paid actors, and it doesn’t look like Katie will be getting any of it.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore‘s daughters continue to gush gossip. There’s rumours that nude photos of their youngest, Tallulah, are being shopped around.

-I dig Clark Duke, but even he can’t save The Office.

-Here’s a killer blast from the past: Kirsten Dunst and “Joey” Gordon-Levitt on Celebrity Teen Jeopardy. I love that it takes Kirsten 15 mins to even get on the board.

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are still going strong. They were spotted enjoying a romantic meal in Paris.

Mila Kunis says she couldn’t go on a normal date even if she tried. (Psst! I think this is the part where we’re supposed to feel bad for the rich, drop-dead gorg, in-demand actress.)

-Is Frank Ocean the first R&B singer to admit to being in a relationship with a man? Good on ’em!

Alec Baldwin‘s Twitter leave was predictably short-lived.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis reportedly had “blazing fights” before their split. (This is news because divorces are usually preceded by skipping through fields of wild flowers?)

The Amazing Spider-Man is living up to its name at the box office.

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler celebrated the fourth of July in Lake Como.

– The trailer for Why Stop Now, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Melissa Leo and Tracy Morgan, has landed. It actually looks pretty great!