-Yaaassss!!! Someone saw Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch at brunch this weekend, and managed to snapped some creeper photos. The eyewitness says they were “canoodling” (which they defined as not kissing or holding hands, making me think they don’t actually know what that word means), but the amount of bedhead in those photos is much more convincing than any eyewitness account could ever be.
-In less happy Hollywood relationship news, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton just surprised everyone with a divorce bomb. Terrible, but on the plus side: just think about how good her next album is going to be.
-Taylor Swift just confirmed all our beliefs about Lady Gaga being a magical sorceress who can control the universe with a single tweet.
-Here’s Miss Piggy singing Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” with just filled a huge void in my life that I didn’t even know existed.
-Woody Allen says Amy Schumer is a better comicthan he is. Well…yeah.
-Rookie Magazine’s latest ‘Ask a Grown Woman’ video features Carrie Brownstein and Corin Tucker, and now I just want them to life coach my universe.
-I really like The 100, but the guy who plays Wick should probably get fired for these tweets. Then again, this is a show that hired Isiah Washington, so that’s probs not gonna happen.
-Speaking of CW stars, Reign actress Caitlin Staseywrote a blistering op-edabout having a magazine editor cancel a feature when she wouldn’t get naked for the shoot.
-In other CW news, Stephen Amell just posted this sneak peek photo from Arrow Season 4 and I take back all my shit talk re: Season 3 because now I’m dead.
–John Oliver killed it again this weekend, this time with a segment on food waste.
-Here’s the trailer for Chris Evans’ directorial debut Before We Go, which debuted last year at TIFF to not great reviews, but it looks charming as hell.
–Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale honoured the troops on Memorial Day by posting a stomach-sucking bikini shot on Instagram. “Flanders Fields,” it ain’t.
-Whoa. WHOA. People.com posted a story yesterday about Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry hanging out together, and then quickly took the story down. Everybody, please set your eyebrows to “raised.” [Update: the story is back up on the site, with a follow-up. But now Us Weekly is reporting that Katy has reunited with John Mayer. The plot thickens.]
-Before that, everyone was making a big deal out of this Instagram photo of Robert with a blonde. (There’s also a bunch of other people, but none of them are hot blondes so apparently they don’t count.)
-Meanwhile, Rob has moved back into his house— which is just a few streets away from Kristen Stewart‘s. #awkward
–Amanda Bynes claims her Twitter was hacked and that she didn’t actually say those things about Rihanna. She also says she doesn’t do drugs and is a “model citizen.” Mmm-hmmm.
-Meanwhile, the NYPD is calling bullshit on her claims that she was groped by the police.
-This spoilery article about Before Midnight makes me simultaneously excited to see it and also kind of sad.
–Andrew Garfield is really owning the whole ‘cuteness overload‘ thing this week.
-The awesome Joss Whedon delivered an awesome commencement speech: “Don’t just live. Be that other thing connected to death. Be life.” (Here’s some shaky video.)
–Will and Jaden Smith gave an interview to Vulture, and it’s partly adorable (I love the end when Jaden is complaining about how his dad is always trying to impart life lessons and he just wants to go to the movies), but it’s also partly weird. Gawker picked apart some of the stranger comments, especially the whole “student of patterns” bit. (Which should come as no surprise to anyone who remembers Will’s slightly creepy Time interview, in which he explained how he became a movie star: “We looked at (the top box office list) and said, O.K., what are the patterns? We realized that 10 out of 10 had special effects. 9 out of 10 had special effects with creatures. 8 out of 10 had special effects with creatures and a love story.”
–Daniel Radcliffe says he’d be up for returning to the Harry Potter franchise one day if there’s ever a sequel. Wow, did Woman In Black really do that badly at the box office?
-The new Bridget Jones movie will be called Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy. Is the boy in question a son? And am I a terrible person for hoping that it’s not?
–Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly moved on to yet another Victoria’s Secret model. He’s soon going to run out of those.
-Ok, Matthew Rhys may have just made me warm up to the idea of him playing Darcy by saying, “I don’t have to appear from a lake in a white shirt and breeches.”
-More photos of director Ryan Goslingbeing director-y have landed.
-The contract negotiations are still in full swing, but Mark Ruffalo says he really wants to be part of The Avengers 2.
–Zoe Saldana was spotted making out with Pirate Perego again.
-Just in case you weren’t already aware, Beyonce would prefer it if you did NOT spank her booty during concerts.
-Meanwhile, the Destiny’s Child reunion is still happening. There’s even a new single, “You’ve Changed.”
-Speaking of the DC crew, Kelly Rowlandbroke down on stage in the middle of a concert.
-It looks like Aaron Paul sold his wedding photos to People, which makes me a little sad. (Not so sad that I wouldn’t want to lick his face, but still…)
–Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were spotted at an airport in Berlin. I would have never pegged her as a ‘flip-flops on the plane’ kinda girl.
-I dig how the guy who plays Jack on Revenge pretty much admits that the show sucked this season in a new interview.
-The prime minister of Australia is a big Game of Thrones fan, specifically House Targaryen because, you know, dragons and shit.
-Everyone’s wondering why Demi Moore missed her daughter’s college graduation.
-Bet you didn’t see this one coming: James Lipton says he was once a pimp in Paris.
-The more clips I see from Monsters University, the more I’m totally charmed by it.
-I’m not sure about any of these actresses that are gunning to play Hilary Clinton. Jessica Chastain, maybe?
-Leave it to Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman to give an interview that is both incredibly sweet and incredibly filthy. He almost makes felching sound romantic.
-Meanwhile, you should watch Nick demonstrate how to make a “Ron Swanson Turkey Burger” (a deep-fried turkey leg inside a beef burger) because…meat!
-The girl who plays Shoshanna on Girls is trying to Kickstart a folk album and is failing miserably.
-Is Kim Kardashian trying to strike a deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight? That might explain why she keeps allowing herself to be photographed like this.
-A new trailer for Rapture-Palooza has landed, starring Anna Kendrick.
-Do yourself a favour and carve out some time to read Vanity Fair‘s oral history of Freaks & Geeks. They managed to reunite the entire cast for the photo shoot.
–Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are getting us all worked up for their soon-to-be-unveiled wedding photos with these cozy pap shots.
–Demi Moorewent a little nutso on a recent night out and embarrassed Lenny Kravitz, who happened to end up in her orbit. (It’s never a good sign when the photos leave Stacy Keibler looking like the most reasonable person in the room.)
-Speaking of the Keibler elf, she’s denying reports that she was trying to land an Idol gig.
-In news that is sure to warm even the coldest of hearts, Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito are “working” on their relationship.
-Dammit. I hate it when Victoria’s Secret models make me like them, but Miranda Kerr was crazy charming on Craig Ferguson‘s show this week.
-Ever wonder what it would look like if Saved By Bell‘s Zack Morris pitched his friendship bracelet business on Shark Tank? Wonder no more!
-My buddies at the National Post made a crazy comprehensive graphic of all the zombie kills so far on The Walking Dead. Awesomeness!
-Can you imagine how sad your life must be to go out clubbing alone? Amanda Bynes can.
–Jessica Biel talks about swimming naked with Justin Timberlake because what else is she going to talk about? Her career?
-In this week’s EW, celebrities pay tribute to their favourite pop culture moments of 2012, and Jon Hamm wrote a lovely piece about Lena Dunham, which was accompanied by her best photo shoot yet.
–Drew Barrymore explained why she named her baby Olive on today’s episode of Ellen. Unfortunately, it had nothing to do with “the other reindeer.”