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Miley Cyrus “Can’t Stop” – Even Though We May Want Her To

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Miley Cyrus says her new ecstasy-referencing song gives clues on “where I’m at in my life right now.” She needs to reverse course immediately because this thing is terrible.

Angelina Jolie looked amazing at the World War Z premiere this weekend. Perfect dress choice with that black, backless Saint Laurent gown: demure but still sexy. (It was enough to make everyone gloss over the fact that she reportedly skipped her aunt’s funeral for the premiere.)

-Meanwhile, anyone else think it’s hil-ar-i-ous that someone asked Brad Pitt about body odor?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a girl. I can’t wait for Suri’s Burn Book to be all over this!

-In other baby news, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan just had a daughter. It’s weird how legitimately happy I am for him right now…

-Thank god HBO ran this unintentionally hilarious promo for The Newsroom before last night’s Game of Thrones. I’m pretty sure it’s the only thing that prevented mass bridge-jumpings.

-Speaking of GoT, this reaction video to last night’s episode killed me. (I relate to the girl who kept pulling the blanket over her head and squealing.)

Karl Lagerfeld is taking credit for Adele’s recent weight loss because of course.

Michael Douglas blaming his cancer solely on oral sex is, um, weird…but at least it’s shining light on the HPV vaccine.

-Now that the USA Network passed on picking up Happy Endings, there’s little hope we’ll ever get new eps. : /

Adam Scott just tweeted this photo, which makes me very excited. If he spent the rest of his acting career teaming up with his famous friends to recreate cheezy ’80s TV theme songs, I wouldn’t complain. Much.

-I have a lot of weighty, critically-acclaimed books waiting to be read (including this one), but I ended up ignoring them all this weekend to devour Lauren Graham‘s delightful chick lit debut. Glad she’s already working on another one.

-I can’t believe this is real life, but Dan Harmon just confirmed the rumours that he’s returning to Community. To further twist the knife, he may also record a DVD commentary on the season he missed.

-Engaged wuvbirds Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser are trying to out-pale each other on vacation in Hawaii.

-It was bad enough to think I was following real Blake Lively on Twitter, but I just discovered I was following fake Blake Lively. The depths of my shame knows no limits.

-Meanwhile, Blake made a rare red carpet appearance with hubby Ryan Reynolds this weekend. And she’ll be at tonight’s CFDAs. Is she finally done with her self-imposed domestic quarantine?

-I’m surprised it took this long for Amanda Bynes to be evicted from her NYC apartment.

-Also, she seems proud of her recent batpoop behaviour, saying all of the kerfuffle surrounding her means she’s “become more famous.” Uh oh.

-The reports that Michael Fassbender may not be the nicest person in the world continue to pile up; I continue to stare at my shoes until they go away.

Daniel Radcliffe says he wants to be a young dad. Get on that, ladies!

-It’s a bit insider-y, but the Nikkie Finke vs. The Wrap vs. Deadline drama is riveting.

-A whole bunch of boldfaces showed up for actress Lake Bell’s wedding this weekend, including Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz.

-In other star-studded wedding news, Kristen Stewart attended the nuptials of Bates Motel star Max Thieriot.

-I know she’s soon going to be projected on the big screen in even greater detail, but looking at photos of Jennifer Lawrence in her blue X-Men bodysuit makes me feel like a creepster.

-Will Ferrell’s IFC show Spoils of Babylon just added a bunch of awesome people to the cast, including Kristen Wiig, Michael Sheen, Tim Robbins and Tobey Maguire. They also added Jessica Alba.

-Speaking of Alba, the international trailer for Machete Kills just landed.

Christina Applegate Quits Up All Night

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Christina Applegate and Will Arnett in Up All Night
Christina Applegate and Will Arnett in Up All Night. (Photo: Colleen Hayes/ NBCUniversal)

-Whoa! Christina Applegate just bailed on Up All Night because “the show has taken a different creative direction.”

-In another sign that NBC is in trouble (read just how much here), even Community‘s ratings were better than Smash’s.

-In other NBC sitcom news, I loved this article about how The Office keeps trying to shove an “emotional Poochie” between Jim and Pam. “Watching John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer attempt to integrate this nonsense into their well-drawn fictional lives had all the charm of a hostage video.”

-Is the pressure of SNL getting to Justin Bieber? He vomited during rehearsals.

Amanda Bynes tweeted (and then quickly deleted) about Jay-Z’s “ugly face.” Girl, you in trouble!

-More proof that John Mayer and Allison Williams are just friends: Katy Perry is taking Allison to the Grammys this weekend.

Kanye West just pulled a Beyonce and demanded every photo of him wearing a leather skirt be deleted.

Scott Porter, don’t make me question my love for you!

Emma Stone is adorable in this behind-the-scenes video on the set of her new Revlon ad.

-The storm made Katie Holmes miss her own fashion presentation during NYFW.

-Speaking of fashion, WTF is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing here?!

-Oh god. Another Twilight fanfic just got turned into a book — and it looks terrible.

-Speaking of Twilight, Kristen Stewart just landed a new movie role alongside Elizabeth Banks and Jim Sturgess.

-I really like David Walton. He was great in the little-seen Bent and has been awesome on New Girl, so I fully support him leading the new About a Boy sitcom. (It’s being created from the guy behind Roswell, Parenthood and Friday Night Lights, so that’s also a plus.)

-In other TV news, Vince Gilligan will write and direct Breaking Bad‘s finale.

Steven Tyler is proposing a new anti-paparazzi Senate bill.

James Cromwell was arrested for protesting on behalf of PETA. That’ll do, animal haters. That’ll do.

Britney Spears posted a photo of her new puppy, but I’m too focused on the interior of her house to focus on the fluffball.

-Meanwhile, Caesars is attempting to recruit Britney for a Vegas residency after all.

Ellen Page is set to make her directorial debut with Miss Stevens, starring Anna Faris.

-PSA alert: you’ll probably need to know what the “Harlem Shake” is.

Jennifer Lawrence has landed in London for the BAFTAs (which is the same night as the Grammys. Expect to be scrolling through a lot of red carpet galleries Monday morning.)

-The trailer for Justin Long‘s new indie Lumpy has landed.

Beyonce Puckers Up With Destiny’s Child

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Beyonce posed for a fun Instagram shot with her Destiny’s Child pals. Let’s see how long it takes for her publicist to demand it be taken down…

Rihanna accompanied Chris Brown to court yesterday and blew him kisses, seemingly forgetting the reason he was in court in the first place was to deal with the ramifications of beating the crap out of her.

Lindsay Lohan is so broke, she’s reportedly had to move back home to her mother’s house in Long Island. There’s a sitcom pitch in there somewhere…

Diane Kruger got super excited while watching a football game in France. Joshua Jackson? Not so much.

-I liked Will Smith’s explanation about why Willow dropped out of Annie (“She looked at me and said, ‘Daddy, how about I just be 12?'”) but it seems just a little too perfect to be true, right? Or have I just become way too cynical?

Ellie Kemper is following in BFF Mindy Kalling‘s footsteps and fronting her own show.

-Meanwhile, The Office just announced its end date: May 16. “Gee, I really hope Pam and Brian get together by then,” said no one.

-This may be the worst fashion misstep Anne Hathaway has made in years (and yes, I’m including her wardrobe malfunction).

Jason Bateman just landed another gig, producing and starring in the murder-mystery comedy Game Night. (I saw his Identity Thief last night, which was as good as one can expect of a February release. I certainly liked it — and Melissa McCarthy — way more than disgusting dinosaur Rex Reed.)

-Meanwhile, Melissa is set to make her directorial debut. So there!

-Speaking of directorial debuts, Doctor Who‘s Matt Smith just landed the lead in Ryan Gosling‘s.

George Clooney (aka – the only guy who can actually make a beard work) and Matt Damon got together for dinner this week in Berlin.

-In celebration of Community‘s return tonight, let’s all watch this awesome bag-related parody.

-Meanwhile, Joel McHale talked about Chevy Chase’s increasingly erratic behaviour on set during an interview with Howard Stern.

-And if you missed the Community writer’s AMA, here are the best bits.

-Best anecdote from Tina Fey ever!

-So, this is what Lil Kim looks like now. Um, yeah.

Channing Tatum, Daniel Radcliffe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Charlize Theron have joined the Oscar telecast — not as presenters but as “special guests.” Dear gawd, please let them be participating in a Magic Mike parody!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are denying rumours of a split.

-What is it about British shows that make them so much better than (most) American ones? I’m intrigued by the latest UK import Orphan Black, which debuts March 30 on Space.

Jessica Simpson took her belly bump out in public.

Leonardo DiCaprio might be dating his new costar.  Or maybe a 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model. Or maybe both.

-My love of Pride and Prejudice and all its incarnations has been well-documented on this blog, but I’m not sure how I feel about this downstairs version.

John Mayer admits to being “a jerk” to his famous exes as if this is news or something.

Lizzy Caplan stars in a spoof of fashion/art “films” that is just so, so good — especially since it landed the week of Calvin Klein’s latest.

-Poor Ewan McGregor had no idea there was going to be Star Wars spinoffs until Jimmy Kimmel told him.