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Anna Kendrick Is a Scrappy Little Nobody

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–Anna Kendrick‘s new book Scrappy Little Nobody will be released tomorrow, and I’m really hoping it’s better than this EW preview makes it seem. When she talks about shooting Up In the Air and Twilight, I want to read stories about George Clooney and Robsten, not about nail polish and creepy hotels! Luckily, she promises that she saved “some juice for the payin’ customers.”

-Whatever Ryan Reynolds may be like IRL, at least he knows how to deliver laughs when we all need it. He was named one of GQ’s Men of the Year, and the highlight of the feature is this clip of him get roasted by his bitter “brother” (with Jake Gyllenhaal holding the boom mic).

–John Oliver’s fury is mandatory viewing this week. “Optimism is nice if you can swing it, but you’ve got to be careful. Because it can feed into the normalization of Donald Trump. And he is not normal. He’s abnormal…Keep reminding yourself this is not normal…because a Klan-backed misogynist Internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address. And that is not normal, it’s f**ked up.”

-Speaking of the normalization of Trump, this is a good look at his 60 Minutes interview.

-Breitbart is reportedly trying to court Billy Bush to be their new Hollywood correspondent. Ugh. They have keep him.

–Emmy Rossum is speaking out about the vile harassment she’s now getting on Twitter because she’s Jewish.

-In more pleasant news, Katy Perry donated $10k to Planned Parenthood.

–Jon Hamm and Billy Eichner hit the streets to ask strangers if they would participate in a threesome with them. The last woman’s reaction is me.

-I get that artists want to grow and stretch, but does anyone really want to hear Taylor Swift attempt hip hop?!

-A judge has ordered Making a Murderer subject Brendan Dassey’s release from prison.

-I saw and loved Arrival this weekend. The fact that  Max Landis is whining about its female protagonist just makes me love it even more.

-HBO has renewed Westworld (meh), Divorce (meh) and Insecure (yay!) for second seasons.

-My favourite thing about Eddie Redmayne‘s current press tour for Fantastic Beasts is that it mostly involves him talking about big parts he auditioned for and didn’t get. Today’s story: when he tried to play Tom Riddle in Harry Potter.

-I only know Brett Gelman from his Drunk History episodes, but good on him for severing ties with Adult Swim because of their treatment of women.

–Dave Chappelle sang Radiohead’s “Creep” alongside A Tribe Called Quest, Lenny Kravitz, and Madonna at the SNL afterparty.

-As if the world hasn’t suffered enough this month, Chad Michael Murray wrote a romance novel! Based on a dream!

–Drake wears a fur coat and hangs out in a parking lot in the fuzzy video for “Sneakin'”.

–Natalie Portman faces critics for planning John F. Kennedy‘s fancy funeral in the new Jackie trailer.

-The first Beauty and the Beast trailer looks pretty damn amazing.

Rihanna Posts Tattoo, Bikini Pics

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–Rihanna’s Diamonds tour continues to hit roadblocks. After showing up three hours late to her show in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, she’s postponed her home town stop in Barbados indefinitely.

-She still had plenty of time to get a really ugly tattoo and post bikini pics, though.

–This photo is supposed to prove that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson met up yesterday. Um, ok?

-A Secret Service agent reportedly overheard Chris Brown‘s alleged victim say the singer never hit him and has agreed to testify on Brown’s behalf. TWIST!

–Miley Cyrus dressed up as 1999 VMAs-era Lil Kim, which is probably the tamest costume we could have hoped for.

-In other celebrity costume news, Shenae Grimes dressed as Poison Ivy, Ellen went as Nicki Minaj (the boobs were hilarious), and Joan Rivers was Miley Cyrus.

-I spent a lot of time this morning watching TV behind my pillow because I was so embarrassed for morning show hosts. Matt Lauer dressed up as Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson, while the hosts of Good Morning America each tried out a variety of mortifying costumes. (You could actually see George Stephanopoulos‘ soul dying when he was hanging by wires for that Gravity bit.) Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa fared a bit better as Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke.

–Natalie Portman wants us to believe she’s no longer judgmental. That’s adorable!

–Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to reunite onscreen in London Fields.

-Uh oh. David Arquette is drunkenly talking about Courteney Cox on Howard Stern’s show again.

-I know we’re supposed to be focusing on her makeup, but Gwyneth Paltrow‘s body looks sick in her new Max Factor campaign.

-Say it ain’t so! CBS is eyeing a How I Met Your Mother spinoff called How I Met Your Father. This is almost as bad as the news that the CW is developing a show based on Fred Durst’s life.

–Drake’s Yorkville condo just sold for $3.75 million. Who else is coveting that Canada-shaped book shelf?

-The tabloids are really running with this ‘Will and Jada separate‘ story, but let’s all take a deep breath and wait until it’s sourced somewhere other than Radar, mmm-kay?

-It didn’t take Chad Michael Murray long to move on since ending his engagement last month, which confirms everything I ever thought about Chad Michael Murray.

–Justin Bieber gave some kid in Guatemala the shoes off his own feet, so I guess we all should cut him some slack. I’m not even going to mock his graffiti art!

–Kim Kardashian appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote…what exactly? Her sexy selfies?

-I kind of love Pamela Anderson‘s new pixie cut. What?!

–Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have finally signed their divorce agreement. Let the Mila Kunis engagement rumours begin!

–Eva Longoria‘s ex Tony Parker is going to be a dad.

-Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler was spotted at an Olive Garden, which is all kinds of funny.

-In honor of his twenty years on TV, Conan O’Brien is uploading classic videos, including this 1997 sketch featuring Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler.

-The trailer for 12-12-12, which follows the Hurricane Sandy relief concert, has been released.

Ben Affleck Is Your Entertainer of the Year. No, Really.

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–Ben Affleck has just been named Entertainer of the Year by EW. Well, I guess his confused parenting style has been quite entertaining…

–Lindsay Lohan just got arrested again. Alright, can we just be done with her now? Everyone used to trot out the ol’ “but she’s so talented!” excuse for giving her another chance, but Liz & Dick buried that theory. Let’s stop pretending she’s still famous and maybe she’ll stop believing it too.

-What are the chances that this Jessica Simpson pregnancy won’t feel like it’s been going on for 17 years? Fingers crossed!

-Meanwhile, Jessica‘s publicist refused to comment on the pregnancy report, which means there’s totally a bun in that oven. Weight Watchers does not sound thrilled.

–Jared Leto looks like a woman now. I bet he still leans real nice, though.

-Here’s the 26-year-old art dealer (and son of Julian Schnabel!) who Demi Moore is probably boning.

–Amy Locane-Bovenizer (who everyone is referring to as a Melrose Place alum but she’ll always be Crybaby‘s Allison to me) , was convicted of vehicular homicide.

–Brad Pitt told his kids that he might be Santa. (Maybe he’s just trying to justify the bad beard.)

-Speaking of Santa, Stephen Colbert say he doesn’t exist — in Canada, anyway.

-New photos from the set of Catching Fire have landed.

–Shia LaBeouf might have broken up with his girlfriend to start dating Nymphomaniac co-star Mia Goth who — despite her last name — is disappointingly ungothy.

-Dear lord, someone just gave Squinty a new gig.

–Daniel Craig is officially a better shopper for baby stuff than me (though, to be fair, that’s a pretty large club).

–Dule Hill (Preston!) is separating from his wife.

-This Flight parody is long but awesome.

-Is Selena Gomez getting relationship advice from Katy Perry? And wouldn’t that be like getting sobriety tips from Charlie Sheen?

–Evangeline Lilly has the most unflattering, dated haircut I’ve ever seen. There better be a smoke monster to blame for this.

-Have you seen Silver Linings Playbook yet? It’s surprisingly great. It would have been much less great had David O. Russell went with his original casting vision: Vince Vaughn and Zooey Deschanel.

-What Halle Berry and her babysitter have to say may play a big part in whether or not prosecutors file criminal charges against Gabriel Aubry.

-It’s Breaking Bad, Bill Nye style!

-Here’s video of Community’s Alison Brie dancing  the Charleston, which almost makes up for her finger-in-her-mouth posing.

–Bobbi Kristina Brown is having a rough week. First, she ended her engagement and now she’s crashed her car.

-All the closeups of Justin Bieber‘s face in his new perfume commercial make me feel like a creepy oldster. Also, would it have hurt him to throw in one quick fondue scene?!

–Kim Kardashian‘s lawyers were in court today, trying to get her divorce proceedings rolling (finally).

-How did I not know that Leslie Bibb was dating Sam Rockwell? Or did I know, and just repressed it out of irrational jealousy?

-This blog has made it to Round 2 of the Canadian Blog Awards. Please vote!

-Whoever is in charge of the Old Navy commercials this holiday season is killing it. First, they reunited the Griswolds, and now they’ve gifted us with “Twas the Jordan Knight Before Xmas.”