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–Kourtney Kardashian and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker officially tied the knot in a lowkey ceremony in Santa Barbara, following a seven-month engagement and an unofficial Vegas wedding. Her second wedding outfit was not much better than her first.
–Machine Gun Kelly dedicated his his Billboard Music Awards performance to his “wife and unborn child“, leading to speculation that he’s already wed Megan Fox. (The child reference was seemingly about a miscarriage they reportedly suffered last year.)
-Lest you think MGK and Megan Fox kept it classy last night, she also said she “cut a hole in the crotch” of her jumpsuit “so we could have sex.”
-Two musicians are claiming Ezra Miller stole their music.
-Wow, do I have to start watching Doctor Who? Heartstopper’s Yasmin Finney is joining the cast in the role of the Doctor’s companion Rose Tyler.
-This is an interesting look at last week’s bloodbath on network TV and why the primetime reckoning was overdue.
-Bridgerton’s new showrunner says the series is skipping over Benedict’s book (for now) and going straight to Penelope and Colin’s. Though I love Pen, that was one of my least favourite novels in the series.
-Schitt’s Creek star Sarah Levy is expecting her first child.
–Joe Alwyn reveals Taylor Swift’s super chill reaction to him filming X-rated scenes in Conversations With Friends.
-Meanwhile, the reviews are not as glowing as they were for Sally Rooney‘s previous book adaptation, Normal People.
-Lots of people are wondering if the Reese Witherspoons/Matt Damons/Gwyneth Paltrows of the world are going to take any responsibility for their fans losing their shirts on crypto.
–Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening scam the lottery in Jerry and Marge Go Large.