-What the hell is happening behind the scenes on The Affair? First Ruth Wilson leaves and says she can’t talk about why, and now Joshua Jackson may not return for the final season (even though he did some of the best work of his career in the season that just ended). He reportedly does not want to return and “left on very distinct terms.”
–Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs are dating? Really?!? (The fact that she confirmed this via “home intercom” slays me.)
–Will Smith celebrated turning 50 by bungee jumping over a cliff. So there.
-There is a theory that Meghan Markle is hiding a pregnancy with her new straight hairstyle. That’s…not how hair works.
–Gwyneth Paltrow admits the term “conscious uncoupling” is dorky in a new podcast.
–Nicki Minaj gave former Cosby Show star Geoffrey Owens $25k after it came out that he was working at Trader Joe’s, and now he’s donated it to charity.
-Today a judge called Bill Cosby a “sexually violent predator” and sentenced him to 3-10 years in prison, with no bail.
-In a NYT op-ed, Padma Lakshmi reveals she was brutally raped at 16 and didn’t report it. “I am speaking now because I want us all to fight so that our daughters never know this fear and shame and our sons know that girls’ bodies do not exist for their pleasure and that abuse has grave consequences.”
–Lady Gaga released a minute of music from A Star is Born and shit, this movie is going to own me, isn’t it?
-I keep forgetting that Michelle Williams is married, but I’m so happy that she looks so happy.
-Ahead of tonight’s return, This Is Us’s five main stars reportedly got massive raises — and equal pay.
-Meanwhile, This Is Us’ Mandy Moore did really well in the whisper singing challenge on The Tonight Show.
-I’m pretty surprised that Manifest premiered with higher ratings than Magnum PI.
-I’m kinda bummed that the Murphy Brown revival is getting bad reviews.
-Netflix’s Making a Murderer is making a comeback, with season 2 streaming next month.
–Helen Mirren can wear whatever the hell kind of backpack she wants, y’all.
–Mumford and Sons, what the hell are you doing?!
-The Warner Bros. Harley and Joker film will feature Dr. Phil being abducted by the villainous couple and milked for relationship advice. Wait, what?
–Elle Fanning and Ben Foster run from their past in the Galveston trailer.