-At what point do you think Beyonce calls Tiffany Haddish to demand that she stop speaking about her in interviews? Despite seemingly being warned that she’d have to sign an NDA to keep partying with Queen Bey, Haddish is at it again in her new GQ profile, in which she reveals that she once saw an unnamed actress bite Beyonce in the face. (The entire profile is worth your time, as is anything written by Caity Weaver). Also, her video on dating advice is perfect. (“One of the first red flags for me on a date — and it should be for every woman — is dirty nails. Dirty nails, dirty dick.”)
-Meanwhile, #WhoBitBeyonce is now trending on Twitter. Actress Sanaa Lathan had to deny that she is not the person who bit Beyonce after people kept tweeting bee emojis at her. Sara Foster has also had to deny it. Life sure comes at you fast…
–Will Smith celebrated his 100th Instagram post by taking salsa dance lessons from Marc Anthony, and it was adorable.
–Tom Cruise‘s Mission Impossible stunts just keep getting more and more insane. At this point, they should just rename the sequels “This Might Be The One Where He Dies IRL”
-Stranger Things 3 will be set in 1985 and have lots more of “Dad Steve,” which I am totally here for.
-I keep being surprised by every new glowing review of the Roseanne reboot.
–Clark Gregg will reprise his role as Agent Colson in the Captain Marvel movie.
-Here’s Lena Dunham looking cozy with a new guy. Good for her.
-Lots of celebs showed up at March for Our Lives rallies this weekend, including George Clooney, Paul McCartney, Reese Witherspoon, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Amell, Kim Kardashian, Padma Lakshmi, and Julianne Moore.
–Margot Robbie, Simon Pegg, and Mike Myers star in the Terminal trailer.