–Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons are reportedly expecting their first child. Baby Landry!
-People is predicting Jennifer Lopez is going to get engaged over the holidays, which kind of bums me out. Not her getting engaged, but the apparent lack of surprise around the whole thing.
-Speaking of engagements, is that a new ring on Rihanna’s hand?
–George and Amal Clooney proved to be solid citizens by handing out headphones to their fellow passengers to apologize for having their 6-month-old twins on board.
-Look, Salma Hayek has been basically cancelled for me since she spoke over Jessica Williams. But she just shared her story with the NYT about how difficult Harvey Weinstein made life for her on the set of Frida when she refused his advances. “No to letting a naked friend of his give me a massage. No to letting him give me oral sex. No to my getting naked with another woman. No, no, no … And with every refusal came Harvey’s Machiavellian rage.”
-Music mogul Russell Simmons has been accused of rape by three women, according to the NYT.
–Jada Pinkett Smith took to Twitter yesterday to rail against Tiffany Haddish‘s lack of nominations, but Haddish doesn’t seem to mind it. “Thank all of y’all for your love and support, I don’t know or care much about snubs because I’m not nasty like that!”
–Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert have different opinions when it comes to decorating a Christmas tree. “Flashing lights? We’re not landing a plane.”
-The palace has confirmed that the royals have broken with tradition and invited Meghan Markle to spend the holidays with them, even though she and Harry aren’t married yet. She’s already mixing it up!
-The bromance is strong between Harry Styles and James Corden this week. First, the pair smooched on a holiday-themed edition of Carpool Karaoke. Then, Styles took over hosting duties last-minute while Corden and his wife welcomed a new baby girl.
-Sophie Turner says that when the cast read the last episode of Game of Thrones, there was a standing ovation. We won’t know what she’s talking about for a few years, though.
–Ansel Elgot just jumped on the “fake news” bandwagon. What a turd.
-Also, I kind of love that all the SAG presenters this year will be female.
-A German news site called Morrissey’s bluff and released audio of him saying shitty things.
–Natalie Portman and Gina Rodriguez are on a mission in the new Annihilation trailer.