–Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod are on the cover of Vanity Fair for … reasons? I can’t quite figure it out but at least the photos are great and seem really focused on her butt.
-Netflix just announced that they’ve suspended House of Cards production in the wake of Kevin Spacey sexual-assault allegations. I’m glad they’re responding quickly but I would much rather see them just kill off his character and let his costars and crew finish the final season.
-Meanwhile, Hollywood took to Twitter to sound off over Kevin Spacey‘s weak response to allegations that he once sexually assaulted a 14-yr-old boy.
–Andy Dick has been fired from a movie over claims of sexual harassment and misconduct on set. His oh-so-gross response? “I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That’s my thing.” This guy has a long history of creepiness.
–Tiffany Haddish from Girls Trip is going to host SNL and I can’t wait.
-I’m almost done Stranger Things and my two biggest revelations of the season: I suddenly love Steve, and Hopper can get it. It helps that the guy who plays Hopper basically runs his Instagram feed like it’s a stan account.
–Bette Midler has strong feelings about a Hocus Pocus TV reboot. She’s not wrong.
-Here’s the first teaser for the upcoming Chance the Rapper horror movie Slice.