-I love Gina Rodriguez from Jane the Virgin, but I’m not quite sure I love the styling of this Bust cover photo shoot. She’s just so naturally pretty, I wish they’d have taken more advantage of that, you know? Still, the interview is great. She talks about feminism (“Hell yeah, I’m a feminist. Everybody should be a feminist”) and even drops this gem: “In all honesty, I used to feel guilty for masturbating. Oh my god, this extreme guilt! And that lasted way too long. Or maybe I masturbated too much.”
-If you have 20 minutes, I highly suggest you listen to the Jam Session podcast’s CSI-ish deep dive into Vanity Fair’s Angelina Jolie interview. They even use real estate listings to narrow down the interview date to days after Brad Pitt‘s GQ profile dropped, suggesting it was a rushed response. I love them.
–George Clooney is threatening to sue the paparazzi for taking photos of his twins. Can’t say I blame him. Meanwhile, the French magazine that published the photos put out a statement highlighting the actor’s public profile since getting married as justification. Nah, fam.
-I’m not surprised that The Mindy Project is bringing back Chris Messina for its final episodes. I just hope somehow they’re able to reverse the character assassination he suffered in his last season.
-Meanwhile, Mindy Kaling walked her first red carpet since her pregnancy news dropped. She looks exactly the same.
-Also, Oprah let it drop that Mindy is 5 months pregnant. Thanks, O!
-There was a Parks and Rec reunion last night at Aubrey Plaza’s movie premiere and I loved it as much as Leslie loves waffles.
-The press really hates Julia Roberts’ new $3.9 million bungalow in Malibu, calling it “downright dumpy” and “shabby.” Then let’s see your houses, guys.
-The Emoji Movie has managed to inch its way up to a whole 3% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Here’s a collection of the best bad reviews. How in the world did Christina Aguilera get sucked into this thing?
-The guy who was originally slated to play Iron Fist keeps subtly shading the guy who ended up playing Iron Fist, and I am here for it.
-Well, this is unexpectedly lovely. Mandy Patinkin has exited the play Great Comet after there was a diversity backlash when it was announced that he would be taking over the role currently played by Hamilton star Okieriete Onaodowan.
–Justin Bieber may have quit his career to spend more time with his pastor. Now that I know he looks like this, I can’t say I blame him.
–R. Kelly slammed those sex cult allegations in a new video — which he was somehow allowed to make because he somehow still has a career and people are somehow still supporting and financing him. WTF.
–Woody Harrelson and Jennifer Jason Leigh star in the LBJ trailer.