-Your internet boyfriend Oscar Isaac is having a baby with documentarian Elvira Lind.
–Scarlett Johansson said of the Ghost In The Shell casting controversy: “I would never attempt to play a person of a different race.” Um sweetie, what do you think you just did?
-Good thing Emmy Rossum just got that Shameless pay bump: she had $150,000 worth of jewelry stolen in a home burglary.
-The U.S. version of the Love Actually sequel will have additional scenes apparently, because Laura Linney will appear in it. Her character better be incandescently happy (and have burned that wooly hat she wore to the wedding).
–Aaron Sorkin would like you to know that he is, in fact, aware of Hollywood’s diversity problem. Uh huh.
–Ryan Gosling‘s got a real shrill streak going on this month.
–Mandy Moore doesn’t want to hear your morbid Frozen/Tangled fan theories, ok?
-Here’s our first look at Jake Gyllenhaal and Tilda Swinton in Okja, Bong Joon-ho’s follow-up to Snowpiercer. This is basically the reason I renewed my Netflix subscription, y’all.
–Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman are reuniting to cohost an NBC reality competition about artisans who make things with their hands. Don’t care; will watch.
-The internet is NOT happy Cuba Gooding Jr. for lifting Sarah Paulson’s skirt.
-Is this a photo of Samantha Bee getting screeched in? How adorably Canadian!
-Welp, this blind item might explain that bizarre TV news I mentioned yesterday.
-The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast are reunited in this very cute pic.
-I really liked this article on how “camp” is often improperly and broadly applied to pop culture that features so-called “unlikable” female characters.
-I will never NOT link to a story about Reese Witherspoon’s drunken dancing. Never!
-Here’s the Ghost Story trailer, which combines the two people I don’t need to see in another movie this decade: Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara.