–Emma Thompson recalls the time Donald Trump asked her out: “I didn’t know what to do with myself.” Her cackle at the beginning of this story is epic.
-I probably shouldn’t have laughed at this story about reality TV contestants who emerged from a year in the wilderness only to discover the show was cancelled 7 months ago, but I’m not a very good person.
–Amy Schumer dropped out of that live-action Barbie movie, which seems like a good idea on her part.
-In response to that stupid criticism about how skinny he is, Chris Pratt joked he’s a very healthy T-Rex skull.
-Nikolaj Coster-Waldau says that Game of Thrones Season 7 ice stunt was “embarrassing” for the show’s creators.
-For anyone hoping Vanessa Hudgens will someday reunite with Zac Efron, don’t hold your breath. She says “I completely lost contact with him.”
-According to Page Six, Hollywood can’t stand Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell because they overshare. I mean, I think it’s really weird that they crusade to keep their family life private while simultaneously shoot commercials about their happy family life, but they’re still cute AF, y’all.
–Mariah Carey waded into the Nicki Minaj vs Remy Ma feud. No good can come from this.
–Cory Booker and Mindy Kaling flirted over Twitter and the internet is shipping it HARD.
-Is it the beginning of the end for Us Weekly?
-Here’s the first trailer for Queen of the Desert, starring Nicole Kidman, James Franco, and Robert Pattinson.