-Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley is a married man. He had a lowkey ceremony at a Brooklyn courthouse with his new wife, who happens to be the sister of Girls star Jemima Kirke. (I’ll always have a soft spot for Dan… and for this scene).
-People have been saying they can’t find the Moonlight acceptance speech amid all the footage of the envelope snafu, so here it is. Meanwhile, Barry Jenkins revealed what his Best Picture speech would have been if the moment weren’t so messed up.
-Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel explained how Matt Damon and Denzel Washington helped him realize what was happening.
–Justin Timberlake really used the Oscars to cement his reputation as a garbage person.
–Meryl Streep‘s Oscar dress actually included pants. Suck it, Karl!
-What the hell did Diane Kruger wear to an afterparty? Did she always dress like this and we were just blinded by Joshua Jackson’s beauty?
-Speaking of afterparties, look how proud Jennifer Aniston is of Justin Theroux. We get it, Jen. We all saw the sweatpants scene.
-This got lost in all the Oscar shuffle, but Katherine Heigl‘s new show Doubt was cancelled after just two episodes.
-The last sitcom cast to demand big bucks is Modern Family’s, and it could end the show.
-I’m so glad The Office’s Jenna Fischer has landed a new TV role. I miss her face.
–Ian McShane told Game of Thrones fans to “get out more” and “get a f*cking life.” So I guess he sucks.
-Now you can work out like Gwyneth Paltrow at her $900/month club and eat at her cafe next door.
-I don’t watch Supergirl all the time but I’ve enjoyed this season whenever I’ve caught an ep. But yes, the show does have a Mon-El problem.
-Did you read Herman Koch’s The Dinner a few years ago? Lara Linney, Richard Gere, Steve Coogan and Rebecca Hall star in the upcoming adaptation.