–Jennifer Lopez talked about Drake on the red carpet, and now everyone’s dissecting that convo. I think if she loved Drake she wouldn’t actually say “I love Drake!” but I’m a cynical b*tch so maybe?
–Katy Perry, you can shade Taylor Swift all you want but you best be leaving Britney alone.
-In case you missed it, here’s Beyonce‘s full Grammy performance. Part of me was like ‘this is weird and strange and you’re not the first person to get pregnant’ but then a larger part of me was like ‘eff yeah!’
-Is it weird that I wasn’t super impressed when Adele restarted her George Michael tribute? I mean, she looked really sad at the end and all, but all I could think about was the acceptance speeches that were going to get played off even quicker because she did that. I just might need to nap more, though.
-Well, I never thought Moby would be the one claiming to have insider information that Trump is in “collusion with the Russian government.” Then again, I didn’t think national parks employees would be the first to lead the revolution, so I guess it really is a brave new world.
-Meanwhile, John Oliver figured out an ingenious way to teach Trump some facts.
-Outlander’s Caitriona Balfe wore this dress to the BAFTAs. On purpose.
-I went back and forth on Emma Stone’s pantaloons. I *think* I hate them? They confuse me.
–Leonardo DiCaprio may not be my fave, but this BAFTA moment with Maggie Smith was hella cute.
-Wow, they’re turning Prep into an HBO pilot? I devoured that book. Pick it up, HBO!
-Pregnant Ciara’s tribute to Whitney Houston is pretty damn impressive.
-I can’t believe Jared Padalecki is pulling this crap again. The last time he did it to a bartender, and she got death threats and was fired. Famous people: if you have a customer service issue, ask to talk to a manager instead of siccing your millions of followers on them.
–Justin Theroux shared a rare photo of Jennifer Aniston on Instagram to celebrate her birthday.
–Will Smith, Ariana Grande, John Legend, Alicia Keys, and John Cena are singing while commuting in this Carpool Karaoke series trailer.
–Titus has a Beyonce moment in the trailer for Kimmy Schmidt, which returns May 19.
–Sarah Michelle Gellar and Lin-Manuel Miranda‘s twitter exchange gave me life this weekend.
-I do not have time for you and your articles about why Casey Affleck should be judged only for his work onscreen, THR! Especially because you went so hard after Nate Parker. Not today, satan!
–Jamie Dornan explaining his sex sounds to Keanu Reeves is a sight to behold.
–Keanu Reeves is everywhere these days and I don’t hate it! (He’s like Colin Farrell; they just work their asses off on weird, interesting films and then disappear into their private lives, which I love.)
–Scarlett Johansson is a lean, mean, cyborg-killing machine in this new Ghost in the Shell trailer. She also shared reservations about a Black Widow movie. I seriously think she just doesn’t want to do one, and I can’t say I blame her. Why do a standalone when you can work less and make the same kind of bank in a big ensemble film?
-This 3-and-a-half-minute Avengers: Infinity War teaser is pretty dope.