Natalie Portman with Amy Adams on the red carpet of the 2017 Golden Globes pic.twitter.com/zffzyQ2xVW
— bad post natalie (@badpostportman) January 9, 2017
The theme of the 2017 Golden Globes’ red carpet seemed to be clavicles. There were so many weirdly similar plunging necklines that a lot of the dresses kind of started blending together. But there were still enough WTF? style moments to keep us awake throughout the inane red carpet banter. Nicole and I picked our best and worst looks:
BEST DRESSED:
"Dresses aren't a requirement. You don't have to wear one. Just be yourself because your worth is more than that." —Evan Rachel Wood pic.twitter.com/NWDtXELcD2
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) January 9, 2017
Jen: There’s no question for me that Evan Rachel Woods’ custom tux by Altuzarra is the winner of the night by a long shot. I loved it on first sight, and then I loved it even more when she said she wore it as an homage to David Bowie and added, “I want to make sure that young girls and women know [dresses] aren’t a requirement and you don’t have to wear one if you don’t want to; you can just be yourself because your worth is more than that.” Preach!
Nicole: I’m totally with you on this! She was just so cool and made it seem effortless.
The amazing @kerrywashington steps out on the #GoldenGlobes Red Carpet. pic.twitter.com/5PB67NtGpy
— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Nicole: I loved Kerry Washington’s Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda. The fit was perfect, it was so flattering and a great colour! I also appreciated that Kerry wore lipstick which because it just pulled the whole look together.
Jen: You like this more than I did. I think the bodysuit peeking out from underneath makes me side-eye it a bit.
Amy Adams arrives at the #GoldenGlobes in @TomFord. See more from the red carpet: https://t.co/rponorm8yz pic.twitter.com/Fs4a4rEhSh
— Vogue Runway (@VogueRunway) January 8, 2017
Jen: I love me a sleek column dress and Amy Adams did it best in this Tom Ford stunner. I adore the square neckline, which makes it just a little bit weird.
Nicole: I was a bit bored by this. It fit beautifully and agree the neckline was interesting but it still wasn’t enough to make a black sequined column dress a standout for me.
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Nicole: I was pleased with Emma Stone’s Valentino gown for tonight and thought that it was simple and flattering and just youthful enough to come across as fun.
Jen: I kind of wish it was a bolder colour but I dig Emma’s dress too, especially because it fit so well with the character she’s nominated for (but wasn’t as on the nose as Natalie Portman’s Jackie-esque dress).
.@DrewBarrymore is a bohemian beauty on the red carpet – https://t.co/SrxGaJdTRq #etalkGlobes #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/88nL4yQJrz
— etalk (@etalkCTV) January 9, 2017
Jen: I can already feel Nicole yelling at me for this pick, but I weirdly kinda dig Drew Barrymore’s weirdass Monique Lhuillier birdlady dress. Not many people can pull off the Vegas boho look but she kills it. I wish her hair was less messy and she’d toned down the contouring makeup, but I’m still tickled by this look.
Nicole: Good lord. I actually hoped she’d fly away with those weird wings.
#HiddenFigures Janelle Monae in @armani at #GoldenGlobes More red carpet later on our site. pic.twitter.com/dx9Tkw56q9
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Nicole: I fell in love with Janelle Monae in Moonlight and tumbled a little deeper after seeing Hidden Figures. She is stunning in this custom Armani gown and manages to invoke a bit of the time period while still being thoroughly modern. Love!
Jen: This dress is so weird but in a good way. Between Moonlight, Hidden Figures and her red carpet game this season, she’s on a roll.
.@brielarson hits the red carpet — in a matching dress — at the #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/jx4w1L0POA pic.twitter.com/vYiuJdMvYU
— Variety (@Variety) January 9, 2017
Jen: She was a late arrival but Brie Larson saved the best for last in this perfectly fitted red Rodarte. One of my faves of the night!
Nicole: Agreed! It was a stunner on sight and the red stood out amongst the sequins, yellows and golds.
Jessica Biel wore an #ElieSaab Fall 2016 Couture deep-v gown with black velvet, checkerboard print and embellishments to the #GoldenGlobes. pic.twitter.com/cLn6sbRc4i
— The Fashion Court (@TheFashionCourt) January 9, 2017
Nicole: It pains me to choose Jessica Biel as a favourite (mostly because of her spouse) but her Elie Saab was so cool and crazy and flattering. It’s a clavicle dress but I just loved the tailoring and the embellishments.
Jen: I can’t believe you’re stanning this one. Not only for the clavicle (see below) but this thing has FAKE GRAPES glued to it!
Look at her. So proud of Issa Rae. Keep killing it 🔥🙌🏾. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/8Ai9X3tBhc
— Geeks of Color (@GeeksOfColor) January 9, 2017
Jen: Insecure’s Issa Rae killed it on her first red carpet in this absolutely breathtaking beaded Siriano. Great hair, too.
Nicole: I thought it was simple and beautiful.
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Nicole: We both loved Viola Davis’s breathtaking Michael Kors Collection sequined gown that positively glowed. She was radiant and a unanimous pick.
Jen: Yeah, this was a such a great dress. Bold colour, perfect fit. I love that Viola is having such a moment right now!
WORST DRESSED:
No words needed! 😍 #NicoleKidman #KeithUrban #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/w08U6Ekpir
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Jen: How does a dress like Nicole Kidman’s McQueen happen to such a huge star? HOW?!? I want to rip off the sleeves and the hem and change the lining — just to start.
Nicole: What in the actual f*** was this mess? Another cold shoulder gone terribly wrong.
#JackieFilm star #NataliePortman is a vision in yellow on the red carpet – https://t.co/SrxGaJdTRq #etalkGlobes #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/gnWfIvQw3M
— etalk (@etalkCTV) January 9, 2017
Nicole: I never really think of Natalie Portman as a star on the red carpet but this dress was just terrible from the colour to the fit. I understand not wanting to wear a super form fitting dress but this was a bedazzled Prada tent.
Jen: Hey guys, did you know Natalie plays Jackie Kennedy in the 60s? Did ya? Well, just in case you forgot, her dress is her to serve as a walking reminder.
Country cutie @carrieunderwood is a blushing babe tonight! #etalkGlobes #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/Oae7h2lnQl
— etalk (@etalkCTV) January 9, 2017
Jen: I never really have high hopes for Carrie Underwood on a red carpet, but this was unusually bad, even for her. From the figure skating costume sheer back to the frilly front that kind of looks like a labia, this Iris Serban gown is all kinds of bad.
Nicole: Classic overdone Carrie.
Michelle Williams wore a custom #LouisVuitton Spring 2017 lace gown to the #GoldenGlobes. pic.twitter.com/TjVTcoNb4f
— The Fashion Court (@TheFashionCourt) January 9, 2017
Nicole: I always wish Michelle Williams would be more interesting on the red carpet and this year was no exception. I generally love the adverts she does for Louis Vuitton but this dress was blah, the choker was embarrassing and for the love of god, wear some colour on your face!
Jen: This was another dress that I wanted to rip the sleeves off of. And the chest was weirdly boob-flattening.
#GameofThrones Sophie Turner in @LouisVuitton at #GoldenGlobes More red carpet later on our site. pic.twitter.com/r9HGiyadhX
— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) January 9, 2017
Jen: So many women were saddled with Louis Vuitton gowns that I didn’t like on this red carpet, but LV did Sophie Turner extra dirty with this mess of a dress.
Nicole: I get the desire to be different and youthful. This is not that.
Sarah Jessica Parker's red carpet look was a tribute to Carrie Fisher 🙏🏻💙 pic.twitter.com/kXtp1nfyb5
— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP_Daily) January 9, 2017
Nicole: Let me preface this by saying I love me a cold shoulder. However, when executed as a gown, I feel like it doesn’t play well. Sarah Jessica Parker is a great example of this with her Vera Wang gown. It doesn’t work and I wish she’d just worn her Vera Wang wedding gown instead.
Jen: “Cold shoulder.” “Flu shot access panel.” Whatever this trend is called, I still hate it.
Presenter #felicityjones looks pretty in pink on the red carpet – https://t.co/SrxGaJdTRq #etalkGlobes #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/x5CiEOjLAg
— etalk (@etalkCTV) January 8, 2017
Jen: Lately, Felicity Jones seems to be trying to be on a personal mission to get her photo placed next to the word “dowdy” in the dictionary, and she might just succeed with this atrocious Gucci gown.
Nicole: I’m with you. I love the Gucci playfulness and tromp l’oeil but this mess? No.
The iconic Winona Ryder in custom Viktor & Rolf Haute Couture. #ERedCarpet #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/NQ1lJMvZeO
— E! Style (@EOnlineStyle) January 9, 2017
Nicole: I wish Winona Ryder had worn something… less interesting? It looked like my Junior Prom dress (from the 90’s) and even though it’s Victor and Rolf and fit beautifully, I just wasn’t won over, especially with what looked like a terrible ass bow.
Jen: I didn’t dislike this one as much as you did. The bow on the back was a little much, but otherwise I thought it was Old Hollywood classy.
Spotted on the #GoldenGlobes red carpet: @IMKristenBell wearing #NYFW designer @jennypackham. pic.twitter.com/E0IH5x1St6
— NYFW (@nyfw) January 9, 2017
Jen: I didn’t hate Kristen Bell’s Jenny Packham dress as much as my other picks, but I was so bored by this unflattering neckline. Mandy Moore and Jessica Biel also rocked a similar look. Since when did the top of bellies become a must-show-off body part?
Nicole: I actually loved this. It was young and fit impeccably and I thought she was having a ton of fun in it.
.@zoesaldana shows off her look on tonight's red carpet for the 74th Annual #GoldenGlobes! pic.twitter.com/UOV14jM6Fv
— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017
Nicole: Gucci had some crazy dresses on the red carpet tonight and they also took Zoe Saldana down with them. This frilly mess had gorgeous colour going for it but failed to flatter and the cheap bow really did this in.
Jen: This was extra disappointing because she’s usually one of my faves.
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