–Madonna got super stretchy during her Carpool Karaoke session.
-God bless, Xavier Dolan. Who else would talk about Kate Winslet, Blink 182, writing fan letters to the cast of Buffy and Roswell, and being a bottom all in the same interview?
-Of course Mel Gibson is defending Nate Parker.
–Chloe Bennet and Colton Haynes are encouraging us all to put down our phones and enjoy our waffles (and also drive safely).
-In his new promos, John Cena vows to fight the entire SNL cast — except for Leslie Jones. Smart man.
-I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that Billy Eichner got really hot all of the sudden.
–Mick Jagger just welcomed his 8th child. He’s 73.
-Wow. Jennifer Lawrence should NOT have told this story in public. Or possibly even in private.
–Jenna Dewan-Tatum is talking about her sex life with Channing Tatum. Simmer down, lady. I like you but now you’re just bragging.
–Selena Gomez keeps going shopping in her PJs, which confirms my theory that she is living my best life.
-Sad news: Sia has separated from her hubby.
–Will Smith is convinced an actual lion is on the loose near his house and Ellen Degeneres can’t convince him otherwise.
–Beyoncé’s “Daddy Lessons” was country enough for Dixie Chicks and Blake Shelton, but not for the Grammys. Here’s hoping she retaliates by creating the biggest country album of all time.
-Meanwhile, NBC announced their next live musical will be Bye Bye Birdie — starring Jennifer Lopez!
-I’ve never watched Amazon’s Good Girls Revolt, but its cancellation is turning into a nasty case of he said-she said.
–John Krasinski says his Jack Ryan TV series is “a completely different take.” Sure thing, Jim.
-The second trailer for David Oyelowo and Rosamund Pike’s A United Kingdom amps up the sadness.
-The first Baywatch trailer with The Rock and Zac Efron made me laugh. Intentionally! I’m shook.