-This Marie Claire cover is my favourite yet of Amy Schumer. In the interview, she talks about finding love (“I feel so bad for him. How exhausting it must be dating me”), dealing with her newfound fame (“I’m trying to figure out how to navigate all this”) and a recent sex dream she had about pal Jemima Kirke (“I almost told her about it. Then I thought maybe Lena would get jealous.”).
-No, Tom Hiddleston. No. You do not get to participate in the most publicity-baiting relationship/stunt for weeks and then get all flustered and perturbed when asked about it like that’s an unexpected question. ALL THE NOPES.
-Meanwhile, is Taylor Swift gunning for a couples Vogue cover? Someone send me an invite to the prayer circle!
–Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk‘s camps insist they were not fighting at Wimbledon. Even though they ran into his ex Suki Waterhouse. And the whole world watched this video. But nope, nothing to see here, folks.
-I’m really glad Samira Wiley‘s most memorable moment from TO’s Pride parade wasn’t the crazy girl who kept yelling “SAMIRAAAAAA!” until she waved at me. I mean her. Waved at her. The girl. Who wasn’t me.
–Alanis Morissette named her new baby Onyx Solace. Mmkay.
–Liv Tyler also welcomed a baby girl. She named her Lula Rose, which is adorable.
–Snoop Dogg on Family Feud is surprisingly delightful!
-This story about Prince being a secret computer nerd made me stupidly happy.
-Of course Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx dined at Kasa Moto when they were here. Of course they did.
–Lin-Manuel Miranda with short hair is making me feel …things.
–Shonda Rhimes has no time for Italian TV’s “inexcusable” censorship of HTGAWM’s gay sex scene.
-Just in case you were worried, Kristen Stewart is still cool AF.
-She’s also gunning for a female Bond.
-I’m actually surprised Blake Lively allowed her Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants costars to post this makeup-free pic.
-Oooh, this is such good news: Carrie Coon just signed on to be the lead in Fargo season 3. She is basically the only reason I stuck with The Leftovers after its dismal first season, and I’m so glad I did. (Seriously, if you didn’t watch season 2, binge it ASAP.) Vulture just named her the Best TV Actress of 2106; watch the second clip embedded in that article if you want to understand why.
–Simon Pegg wrote a thoughtful blog post on the decision to reveal Sulu as gay.
–Gwyneth Paltrow is in Newfoundland? Please someone tell me there’s video of her being screeched in!
-THR’s full, uncensored Comedy Actress Roundtable with Ilana Glazer, Lily Tomlin, Niecy Nash, Gina Rodriguez, Allison Janney and Rachel Bloom is now online and ready for your eyeballs.
-Roadies episodes have been piling up on my DVR because even though the negative reviews aren’t making me want to watch it, I feel like I have to give Cameron Crowe joints a chance for nostalgia reasons, you know? But then I saw the Twitter/critic uproar over how a sexual assault was depicted on this week’s episode, and now I feel pretty good about deleting them all sight unseen.
-I read this entire review of Johnny Depp’s concert in my morning paper waiting for any mention of the assault allegations against him. Nada.
-Community’s Dan Harmon insists the movie part of #sixseasonsandamovie will happen.
–Matt Damon multi-tasks in this new Jason Bourne clip.
–Scarlett Johansson and Matthew McConaughey lend their voices to the Sing trailer.