–George and Amal Clooney just adopted the luckiest shelter dog in history.
-I saw Our Brand Is Crisis last night and wasn’t blown away by it, but I do appreciate how much Sandra Bullock is hustling to promote it. Here she is feeding Jimmy Fallon ice cream with prosthetic arms.
–Taylor Swift is counter-suing a radio host she says groped her backstage at her concert in 2013.
–Justin Bieber walked out of a interview after they asked him to film a video that would “break the internet” and now everyone’s talking about it. So I guess they got their wish after all.
-Here’s an interesting look at why no network has “officially” cancelled a fall show yet.
–Jennifer Lopez‘s big TV return is happening in January. (But it’s happening on NBC, so maybe not that big after all.)
–Johnny Depp played a prank on Amber Heard “in the coolest way possible,” say E! News. I don’t think those words mean what they think they do.
–Rihanna says she’s never even met the rando who’s claiming to be her ex-publicist.
-How NOT to avoid arrest: by yelling “I’m an actor on Days of Our Lives!”
-Like the rest of us, Emilia Clarke models her life after Cate Blanchett.
-I’m sooo curious about this TV blind item (*please be Laurel please be Laurel please be Laurel*)
-I’ve stared at Charlize Theron’s dress for longer than I should probably admit, but I just can’t decide if I like it or not. Either way, it’s impressive that she’s pulling it off.
-You probably have to have a pretty healthy ego to be Beyonce‘s biographer. Doesn’t seem to be an issue for this dude.
–Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs may have called off their engagement.
–Selena Gomez is going to star in a Netflix series based on the YA book 13 Reasons Why, which I read but have zero recollection of. (To be fair, that pretty much describes nearly every YA book I’ve ever read.)
–Irina Shayk is gorg, but the image L’oreal chose for her new campaign is the worst. She looks like she’s been lobotomized.
–Sam Rockwell’s new movie could be really good — or really, really bad.