-No, YOU squealed so loudly at your desk that you scared your coworkers when you read that Channing Tatum and Beyonce are going to duke it out on Lip Sync Battle.
-Meanwhile, her staring contest with Nicki Minaj is all kinds of adorable.
-Also, Bey dressed up as Storm for Halloween and now everyone’s whining about how she’s “appropriating” nerd culture because fanboys are THE WORST.
-The preview of Leah Remini’s 20/20 interview is lit! “Being critical of Tom Cruise is being critical of Scientology itself. You are evil.”
-I’m really surprised that they’re bringing Ricky Gervais back to host the Golden Globes again. Although I guess if it’s not Tina and Amy, it’s all meaningless anyway. They might as well just have a cardboard box do it.
–Jimmy Fallon injured his remaining good hand falling with a bottle of Jägermeister. Remember a couple of months ago when I wondered if we should be worried about him? Um, yeah.
-Arrow’s Colton Haynes (Speedy!) always does up Halloween big, but this year he topped himself by dressing up as Ursula.
-Also winning Halloween, Nina Dobrev as Victoria Beckham.
–Jared Leto says playing The Joker in the Suicide Squad was “very painful.” Or, you know, as painful as a job that pays you millions to play make believe for a couple of weeks can be.
–Adele‘s ‘Hello’ video just broke Taylor Swift’s record for single-day views. I only contributed 354 of those…
-Uh oh. There’s renewed rumours of trouble between Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.
-According to new reports, the Gilmore Girls revival will consist of 4 90-minute episodes. with each episode covering one year. I’m scared, guys.
–Xavier Dolan and Jessica Chastain had a hilarious Twitter convo in which they talked about their love of Sebastian Stan and now I want to BFF them so hard!
-I really didn’t like what happened on The Walking Dead last night, but if they take it back I’ll hate it even more. Nihilistic storytelling and rushed character moments make for bad writing, but cowardice is worst.
-Speaking of TV, I don’t know how this happened but I caught up on Leftovers and now I’m back in. This season is kind of insanely good. Dammit.
-I love both of these shows, but if Vulture hadn’t declared Buffy the winner I would have flipped some tables.
-God, I hate this dress on Gwyneth Paltrow. Cutouts are so tough to make work. I tried on a dress this weekend that made my friend tell me she wanted to feed me sandwiches, but if I turned another way it looked like I had rib rolls. How?
–Catherine Zeta Jones is starring in a WWII comedy? Didn’t see that one coming.