-The summer that love died ended with a bang: after months of speculation and rumours of bad behaviour, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt confirmed they’ve ended their 18-year(!) relationship.
-Yay for Taraji P. Henson and Gina Rodriguez landing on Glamour’s October cover! Oh, and Emma Roberts is there too, I guess.
-Meanwhile, Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are back together. This should end well.
–Damon Wayans defended Bill Cosby in an interview with The Breakfast Club radio program, saying (among other horrible things) that some of his accusers are “un-rape-able. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!'” Following the inevitable backlash, he’s now saying it was sarcasm and people are twisting his words. Sure.
–Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend once allegedly smeared dog shit on his neighbour’s door. In his defense, his neighbours sound like awful people.
–Anne Hathaway tried starting a book club with Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain, but they’re both working so hard they don’t have time to read.
-Is Tom Brady throwing his support behind Donald Trump? Man, this really is his summer of stupid decisions, huh?
–Tom also denied reports of trouble in his marriage to Gisele Bundchen.
–Stephen Colbert’s late-night rivals gave him some terrible advice before the debut of his new show later tonight.
-Set your DVRs: last year’s best comedy You’re The Worst comes back tomorrow night. (I adore the photos in this feature on its star, Aya Cash.)
-In every recent photo of Kristen Stewart, she just looks so very happy. It’s nice.
–Miss Piggy has moved on from Kermit to…Josh Groban?
-Netflix is reportedly considering a third season of Black Mirror. Yay! I saw a panel with Hayley Atwell this weekend at Fan Expo and she was talking about how haunted she was by her episode of that show. Her and me both.
-I also met Gillian Anderson at Fan Expo and somehow didn’t spontaneously combust on the spot. Success!
–Tom Hardy is not embarrassed by those old underwear selfies on MySpace. Nor should he be.
-Captain America: Civil War will not be based on the comic book? Then why the hell did I sit through my coworker’s 20 minute explanation of it?!
-Rumours are circulating that Warner Bros is pushing for edits/reshoots to add more Batman in the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Oh yes, because more Ben Affleck solves everything.
–Matt Damon gets his science on in three new TV spots for The Martian.
-Also, here’s our first look at Matt back as Jason Bourne in next summer’s Bourne 5.
–Trainspotting 2 will reportedly be Danny Boyle’s next film, with all four main actors returning. I don’t know how I feel about this…
-So much yes to this case for making Keegan-Michael Key our next rom-com leading man.
–Jason Reitman has been slowly revealing the cast of his TIFF Princess Bride live read on Twitter. So far, Donald Glover and Gael Garcia Bernal are on board so I’m already swooning.
-See Jake Gyllenhaal deal with depression in the trailer for Demolition. This looks promising.
-Watch Sandra Bullock try to rescue a Latin American democracy in the trailer for Our Brand Is Crisis (aka – the only movie I tried and failed to get tickets for at TIFF).