-Is it ok for me to hate Amy Schumer’s GQ cover? Because I know she’s trying to make some sort of feminist statement with it but…I hate it.
-I assumed the cast of Agents of Shield had won the DubSmash wars with this epicness, but then Agent Carter’ Hayley Atwell made this Chris Evans-assisted one. Mic. Drop.
-One Directioner Louis Tomlinson might be a dad, and his fans are NOT handling it well.
–Rachel McAdams addressed those rumours that she’s dating Taylor Kitsch — by not really confirming or denying anything. That’s practically a marriage proposal in Hollywood, right?
-Awesome: Kanye West will close Toronto’s Pan Am Games. Not awesome: everyone in this city is being a whiny bitch about it.
-This weird, one-legged red outfit might be the first thing Amal Clooney has worn that I absolutely hate. ‘Bout time!
–Jennifer Lawrence knows her tattoo is messed up and dumb, but at least she’s owning it.
-Meanwhile, here’s JLaw in the first trailer for David O. Russell’s Joy. I like the idea that she will only work with Bradley Cooper from here on out. I just wish their movies were good. Or that she wasn’t always aged up so much.
-Human tire fire Jesse Eisenberg is trying to walk back his comments likening genocide with interacting with fans and being paid millions of dollars to play make believe.
-I didn’t watch Hollywood Game Night last night, but the tweets rolling in about Katharine McPhee‘s trainwreck of an appearance made me wish I had.
-Yuck. Zoe Kravitz says she was shut out of an audition for The Dark Knight Rises “because they weren’t ‘going urban.'”
-Following his recent DUI arrest, John Stamos has checked himself into rehab.
-In case you weren’t sure, Bill Cosby is done. President Obama all but called him a rapist. DONE. Like, seared and roasted and chargrilled and then put into a rocket and launched into the sun.
-Meanwhile, Judd Apatow explained why he was one of the first celebs to go after Cosby: he knows one of the victims.
–Martha Stewart interviewed Justin Bieber for Interview Mag. Let’s hope she didn’t also take the accompanying photos.
-Say what you will about Tom Cruise (and I certainly will) but this featurette on his stunts for Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation is pretty damn impressive.
-At what point are we allowed to be officially worried about Jimmy Fallon?
-Meanwhile, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler reunited on Fallon’s show last night to play True Confessions and promote their movie.
-Here’s the new trailer for Tina and Amy‘s new movie, Sisters. I. AM. SO. IN.