–Miley Cyrus got super naked for Paper’s latest photo spread. Remember when she was all innocent and Hanna Montana-y? Yeah, me neither.
–Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner went to the farmer’s market and they’re clearly happy and everything’s wonderful and there’s nothing to see here, mm-kay?
–Kim Kardashian rented out the entire Staples Center to fete Kanye West’s birthday — and it made him almost crack a smile!
-Also, here’s a guide to everyone who was lucky enough to score an invite to Kanye’s party.
-Congrats to Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford, who are expecting their first hipster child.
–Beyoncé tried to make us forget about her vegan announcement debacle by posting a bunch of swimsuit pics. It worked.
-Degrassi just won’t die. The day after its cancellation, Netflix announced it will revive it next year.
–Chris Pratt told an interviewer that his weight gain made him “impotent” and then he realized he didn’t know what that word meant.
-Has there been a pop star recently who’s been as beleaguered as Iggy Azalea? It’s at the point where Vulture is writing articles on how she can save her career.
-Walking Dead actor Jon Bernthal (who is GREAT in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl) just got cast as The Punisher in Daredevil season 2. He’ll be great; it’s still not enough to win me over on that show.
-The first wave of Teen Choice Awards nominations have landed, and I love a bunch of the movie/TV ones. Pitch Perfect 2? The Duff? Arrow? Either I’m regressing (most likely) or the kids are alright.
–Alan Sepinwall wrote a great piece on how TV’s reboot fever has run amok. I mean, CBC is even rebooting Reboot!
-That being said, every time I saw a photo from The X Files set blow past my Twitter timeline today, I made a weird noise and tried not to slip into a bliss coma.
-Things got super weird when James Corden asked Nick Offerman and Ellie Kemper to play a new game where they had to be blindfolded and then “nuzzle” unknown objects. I stopped watching after the live snake.
-Book trailers are lame and usually shouldn’t be encouraged, but damn if I wasn’t charmed by the one for Aziz Ansari’s Modern Romance.
–Tina Fey says that Tituss Burgess‘s rendition of “Pinot Noir” was made up on the spot on the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt set, which is amazing.
-I really hope Robert Buckley‘s character doesn’t get killed on tonight’s iZombie season finale because he’s a goddamn charm bomb. Marginalized love interests are not supposed to be the best characters, but he kills it.
-I love this Cosmo piece on Caitlyn Jenner, femininity, feminism, and that NYT Op-Ed.
-Congrats to Anthony Mackie, who secretly married his longtime GF Sheletta Chapital.
-Why would Chris Evans agree to this? Guilt? Blackmail? Concussion?
–Ryan Gosling says, “I have a little girl now and feminism is important to me.” I mean, it probably should have been before but ok.
-Here’s first teaser for The Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2. I love how it starts out with a lovely wedding and then it’s all “J/K, everything is terrible!”
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