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May 2015

The New X Files Script Made David Duchovny Cry


David Duchovny says the new X Files script made him cry and that a second season may be possible. Hey, Mulder? Let’s just focus on making this season not suck, kthnxbai.

-Congrats to new mom Keira Knightley, who just welcomed her first child.

-Bachelorette superfan Amy Schumer appeared on the show last night, where she totally owned a particularly unfunny contestant. “JJ’s a sweetheart. He’s just missing like, charisma and humility and a sense of humour.”

-And now everyone wants Amy to be the next Bachelorette, which would break the internet.

-In Amy’s latest viral sketch, she explains the universe with help from Bill Nye, Amber Tamblyn and the Broad City girls.

Pharrell, Andrew WK, Moby (who DJ’d for free) and a bunch of other stars threw the fat-shamed “Dancing Man” a dance party he’ll never forget. No, *you’re* crying!

-The first 9 minutes of Roswell star Shiri Appleby‘s new show UnREAL is now online. (It premieres Monday at 10 on Lifetime in Canada.) I missed her face.

Channing Tatum is trying to convince us Gambit is going to rock but my eyes glazed over as soon as I heard the words “superhero origin story.”

Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell Bower are back together. But what of Chris Evans? WHAT OF HIM??

Rachel McAdams looked lovely as her sister’s bridesmaid this weekend.

-#BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat, an ode to the fact that Beyoncé can dance to any beat, is the best meme of the year so far.

-Although Feminist Mad Max is certainly giving Beyoncé a run for her money.

Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak‘s upcoming book is not a tell-all, unfortunately.

Katy Perry and John Mayer are officially back on…and celebrating their reunion at Disneyland.

-Also back on and going strong: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.

Victor Garber just confirmed that Robbie Amell will be part of Legends of Tomorrow somehow. Seeing how The Flash ended, I’m guessing he’ll be a big part of that show next season, too.

Interviewing Jeremy Piven sounds exactly as much fun as you think it’d be.

Rihanna‘s Dior ad, in which she runs through the Palais de Versailles, is now online.

Shia LaBeouf wants us to watch him act out 36 mini-movies with his new project. Yeah, I need to be much more drunk for this.

Gwyneth Paltrow and her trainer have started a take-out food company together, and it’s already been described as “weird” and “joyless.” (Not that I’m in the habit of defending GOOP, but I can personally vouch for her frosting shots idea.)

George Clooney was promoting Tomorowland on The Graham Norton Show, where he once again apologized for Batman.

Buffy and Willow Reunite!


-I love that Buffy’s Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan still hang out. (Also, is it just me or is Alyson Benjamin Button-ing before our very eyes?)

-Sweet! Despite being dropped by Fox and only streaming in the US this fall, The Mindy Project will continue to air on CityTV in Canada.

Mariah Carey’s former BFF (and “lover”) is spilling details about her life, including the fact that she has a giant walk-in closet just for her lingerie, and she had to learn how to walk in sneakers.

-Is this Amal Clooney‘s first major fashion misstep? I guess she really is human after all. Huh.

-It’s about time. Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford won sole custody of her children following the weirdest, longest court battle ever.

-Is American Horror Story: Hotel getting a douche jar? Max Greenfield just joined the cast.

Matthew Goode is leaving The Good Wife, which is not surprising since the writers had absolutely no idea what to do with him.

-God bless Chris Pratt. He has issued a pre-apology for whatever inappropriate thing he’ll end up saying on the Jurassic World press tour.

-Did anyone (besides John Stamos) really believe that the Olsen twins would join the Full House reboot?

-The Newsroom’s Alison Pill married Togetherness actor Joshua Leonard yesterday. I adore her vintage yellow wedding dress.

Rihanna mean-girled SNL cast member Sasheer Zamata like only Rihanna can.

Drake is still not over Madonna‘s kiss attack, apparently.

-The new adaptation of Stephen King‘s IT is dead after director Cary Fukunaga quit due to clashes with the studio. This may be for the best. In any case, King doesn’t seem too heartbroken.

-Congrats to FNL’s Scott Porter, who just welcomed his first son with his wife.

-I really needed this Guide to Coping with Game of Thrones because I’m pretty much ready to give up.

-I should probably not be surprised that I got 12/13 on this quiz: Can You Identify the CW Actor By Their Abs? Ashamed, but not surprised.

Katy Perry is done talking about Russell Brand, thank you very much.

-I can’t nope this new Johnny Depp trailer hard enough…

‘Game of Thrones: The Musical’ Is Perfection

-The Red Nose Day telethon was on last night, and the Game of Thrones musical skit was most def the best part. Kit Harrington singing “Wildling” to Rose Leslie and Emilia Clarke singing “Rastafarian Targaryen” killed me.

-Here are some other Red Nose Day highlights, including the star-studded opener.

-Also great: the Indianna Jones skit starring Anna Kendrick.

-The guy who played Luke has hinted that a Gilmore Girls reunion is in the works. I’m…not sold on this idea.

-Meanwhile, Katie Holmes does not think a Dawson’s Creek reunion would work.

Michael B Jordan has penned an essay for EW in response to the outrage about his Fantastic Four casting. This guy is so perfect I feel like I need to build a pinhole camera just to look at him.

-It’s so gross when the paparazzi follow stars around on the beach trying to snap photos during their private vacations and…oh shit, is that shirtless Stephen Amell? Dammit. Go away, pesky morals!

-The Supergirl pilot has already leaked to piracy sites and has been downloaded 1020,000+ times so far. Is this one of the earliest pilot leaks ever? Also, not cool, interwebz!

-The Beaverton’s Maggie Gyllenhaal article made me laugh out loud today.

-I want to hug these first photos of Wet Hot American Summer: First Day Of Camp. Have any of these people aged?

-Why did CBS throws Letterman‘s set into the garbage? Surely that could have been auctioned off for charity?

-Netflix has ordered a holiday special from Bill Murray. All the yeses!

Ryan Reynolds is slowly (s-l-o-w-l-y) winning me over.

Keanu Reeves yells a whole bunch (and gets super excited by chocolate sprinkles) in this new Knock Knock trailer.