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April 2015

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Wed

Ian Somerhalder Nikki Reed
Ian Somerhalder posted this photo of Nikki Reed with their new cat Sohalia on Nov. 2, 2014.
(Photo: instagram.com/iansomerhalder)

–Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed got married this weekend. (I don’t understand the scale of this photo! They look so tiny compared to the guests in the background. Is there some vampire reflection juju at play here?!)

-I never thought I’d say it, but I’m kind of proud of Kanye West right now…

-Sesame Street proves The Avengers are all basically useless in this new parody.

-Ha. I love that Joss Whedon is now out of the Marvel machine and just blowing it all up. He says Marvel was pissed when Agents of SHIELD was announced, and that the TV show isn’t connected to the movie universe. Well, I guess it’s easier for me to ignore that show if it’s not even canon.

-Meanwhile, Marvel’s publicity team was quick to be all “slow your roll, son.”

–Chris Evans shaved off his sexy beard and the Internet has no chill.

-Between what happened on the latest episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and The Good Wife, this article wondering whether TV fans have rights is super relevant right now. (They do have rights — the right to stop watching any show that pisses them off. That’s about it. We may feel entitled to it because of the amount of time we invest in them, but we’re really not. At all.).

-Also, Ellen Pompeo broke her silence about Patrick Dempsey. Weirdly, she said absolutely nothing about the actor, just how her character will react. The plot thickens!

-Speaking of sudden departures, I haven’t watched last night’s Good Wife yet but the reviews about a certain someone’s exit haven’t been kind. “Clumsy” was the word that I kept seeing on Twitter last night, mostly due to all the acrobatics the writers needed to perform to separate Julia Margulies and Archie Panjabi. Seriously, what happened between those two? I’ve seen divorced costars share scenes with less drama.

–Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza in the same movie? All the yeses!

-Also promising: Jenny Slate and Ari Graynor playing BFFs in the same TV show.

-God bless Tyra Banks for wearing this to the Daytime Emmys.

-This story about Justin Bieber was cute when I thought he’d accepted a promposal. But he just crashed some poor school’s prom? Much less cute.

–Jared Leto goes into full terrifying mode as the Joker.

-Speaking of terrifying, allow this photo to crush all your Ryan Reynolds fantasies.

-Goddammit, Amy Schumer continues to be the best!

-Have mercy! Lifetime is jumping on the current Full House mania by announcing a tell-all movie. Just as long as it involves a subplot about Dave Coulier being the subject of Alanis Morissette‘s “You Outta Know.” Otherwise, it shouldn’t exist.

-Not that I advocate celebrities lying to us (more) or anything, but I would have been OK with Brad Pitt making up a cooler story about how he got a black eye.

–Colin Farrell says he hasn’t dated in four years. Maybe everyone read the book his ex wrote about him?

-Key & Peele’s Obama Anger Translator went to the White House press dinner, and it was awesome.

-Props to Michael Strahan for getting Bell Biv DeVoe to reunite for his “Poison” rendition on Lip Sync Battle.

-After Locke, I’ve pretty much vowed to watch any movie that features Tom Hardy behind the wheel, so I’m totally down with this London Road trailer. Also, Olivia Colman! And singing!

Cobie Smulders Reveals Cancer Battle

Cobie Smulders topless

-Bless Cobie Smulders. In her Women’s Health cover story, she revealed that she’s recovering from ovarian cancer — and she was working on HIMYM throughout the whole ordeal.

–Shonda Rhimes once again proved she will not tolerate any shit from her actors. After telling the Hollywood Reporter a few months ago that she has a “no Heigls” rule on set, she dropped a major player from Grey’s Anatomy last night — in a totally brutal way. The departure comes after lots of whispers that said actor has become pretty insufferable, and his EW exit interview makes it pretty clear that it wasn’t his decision to leave the show. (Too bad a bunch of EW subscribers received their print edition early this week and read the interview before the show even aired.)

-If three-year-old Blue Ivy really forms sentences like ‘Oh, ya’ll look beautiful. When are ya’ll getting married?’, I may start building a shrine.

–Joss Whedon‘s comments on how he put a lot of thought into avoiding scenes of thoughtless mass destruction a la Man of Steel when shooting Avengers: Age of Ultron is promising.

–Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson could give Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner some tips on how to handle sexist questions during the Avengers junket.

-Meanwhile, Chris Evans and Jimmy Fallon played beer pong with their siblings last night.

–Carey Mulligan‘s singing can bring a party to a halt— but in a good way!

–Chris Pratt’s AMA was predictably adorable.

–Gillian Anderson can do so, so much better than Chris Martin. What would he even do with a BAMF like her?

–Ben Affleck is chilling in Cape Breton, for some reason.

-Oh, how I wish with my whole being that this story about Leonardo DiCaprio’s Tinder profile is true!

-I might have spent way, way too much brainpower deciding how to vote in Buzzfeed’s “Who Was the Best TV High School Boyfriend?” poll…

-This comprehensive list of everything Karl Lagerfeld hates made my week.

-Even Benedict Cumberbatch can’t make me want to watch a balding Johnny Depp.

 

Amy Schumer Celebrates Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ “Last F–kable Day” with Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette

-Just when you thought Amy Schumer couldn’t top her FNL spoof comes her “Last F*ckable Day” clip, starring Tina Fey, Julia Louis Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette. The fact that both of these skits come from the same episode is bananas.

-I wasn’t super surprised/offended by Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner joking about Black Widow being a “slut” and a “whore,” but Evans totally nailed the apology while Renner, not surprisingly, tanked his. “I’m sorry you were offended” is my least favorite non-apology.

–George Clooney refers to himself as “Batman” in emails and voicemails, still manages to be dreamy.

-Ruh roh. Hilary Duff‘s ex Mike Comrie is fighting her for joint custody of their 3-year-old son.

–Robert Downey Jr. walked out of an interview when pressed about his past, but it was kind of understandable.

–Justin Bieber fans (those still exist?!) are losing their minds over the Hailey Baldwin engagement rumors.

–Adam Sandler‘s new “comedy” is so offensive that a bunch of extras just up and quit.

–Blake Lively recalled her cringe-worthy meeting with the president on Seth Meyer‘s show last night.

-Also, critics are being surprisingly kind about Blake‘s performance in Age of Adaline.

–Alan Rickman (and his swoon-worthy voice) is officially off the market.

-It’s possible I spent way too much time today staring at these photos of Idris Elba eating donuts. I cannot confirm or deny.

-Who runs the world? Anna Kendrick, according to this new Pitch Perfect 2 clip. I never doubted it.

-Speaking of new clips, Paul Rudd goes full-thief in this one from Ant Man.