-Scary news about Harrison Ford being injured in a plane crash. Here’s hoping he’s fine.
-Princess perk? Kate Middleton is headed to Downton Abbey to meet the cast and crew.
–Blake Lively is sending Ryan Reynolds…poop?
–Taylor Swift made a terminally ill 4-year-old’s wish come true and now my entire brain is crying.
-Meanwhile, Taylor is taking the ‘don’t photograph me’ thing to Sia levels.
-Romance is dead. Susan Sarandon has dumped her ping-pong boyfriend “following a disagreement over a reality show,” which is how all great love stories usually end.
–Robert Downey Jr. just tweeted the best TBT photo in the history of ever.
-Wait, wait, wait. Ruth Wilson isn’t filming the new season of Luther? Wait.
-I have no more words to explain Empire’s continued ratings surge. Eight weeks of growth!
–Shia LaBeouf’s tweets continue to make about as much sense as his art.
-Can it be considered a Buffy reunion if Seth Green and Michelle Trachtenberg weren’t actually on Buffy at the same time? Whatevs, I’ll take what I can get.
–Zoe Kravitz faced off against Jimmy Fallon in a giant game of beer pong last night. It comforts me that even she can’t pull off those shorts.
–Purity Ring crushed it on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night. I just realized they’re Canadian and now I love them even more.
-Also, once Seth Meyers explains a slang word, we must all stop using it. Bye-bye “buh damn.” I hardly used ye.
-This is the most Bill Murray-ist of all Bill Murray stories.
-The trailer for Dark Places, Gillian Flynn‘s latest book-to-movie adaptation starring Charlize Theron, is here and it’s a nail-biter. (It has French subtitles because it opens in France next month, but is still waiting for a North American release date.)