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January 2015

Ruth Wilson Talks Jake Gyllenhaal, Orgasm-Face

Ruth Wilson

Ruth Wilson (who will always be Alice Morgan to me) looks fantastic on the cover of The Edit, in which she dismisses rumours that she’s romancing Jake Gyllenhaal by saying “we’ve become like brother and sister a little bit.” She also balks at the direction she got during some of The Affair’s sex scenes. “I kept insisting, ‘Why have I always got to do the orgasm face?’ There should be a male orgasm face.”

-There’s more today from Jennifer Aniston‘s THR interview, including a bit where she waves off the Brangelina drama with: “Nobody did anything wrong…If the world only could just stop with the stupid, soap-opera bullshit. There’s no story.”

Aniston also flipped lips with Jimmy Fallon, to horrifying results.

-If Selena Gomez has taught us anything, it’s that our relationships aren’t real until they’re splashed all over Instagram.

-I’m still not going to watch it, but Empire is a (desperately needed) hit for Fox. It’s INSANELY rare for a TV show’s ratings to improve with each new episode.

Anne Hathaway and Jon Stewart getting a case of the giggles over the plot of her movie is undoubtedly more entertaining than the movie itself.

-Here’s a peek at Mindy Kaling‘s new Super Bowl ad, in which she thinks she’s invisible. Rumour has it the guy at the end will turn out to be Matt Damon — though that dude looks really grey.

-I’m all for more female superheroes on TV, but the girl from Glee & Whiplash seems like a bit of a bland choice for Supergirl. (Case in point: I’ve watched both of those things and despite her photo being all over Twitter today, I still had to IMDB her to remember where I knew her from.)

-Speaking of TV, it’s interesting that all the big stories coming out of Sundance so far seem to be about the small screen.

-Also at Sundance, a new movie from the directors behind Half Nelson, which remains my favourite thing Ryan Gosling has ever done. Let’s see if they can do for Ryan Reynolds what they did for the Gos.

-One film that is making waves at Sundance is the Scientology doc based on Lawrence Wright‘s book Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood and the Prison of Belief (which I loved).

-More Reddit users have come forward with NSFWish tales of being approached by John Travolta at the gym at 3 a.m.

-Canadians may need to use some geo-blocking magic to watch it, but Amazon is streaming Transparent free this weekend if you want to see what all the fuss is about.

Adam Brody is getting flirty with his stepsister in the first teaser for Billy & Billie. I miss that kid.

-Ohhhhh….a new Hannibal trailer!

Archie Panjabi says she decided to leave The Good Wife after kissing Gillian Anderson. Seems about right.

-Congrats to Rachel Leigh Cook, who’s expecting a baby with the hot fake British guy from the Vampire Diaries.

-The first trailer for Tina Fey’s Netflix sitcom, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, has arrived. The post-TCA consensus from TV critics I follow on Twitter seemed to be that the pilot is a mess, but a super funny mess.

Jennifer Aniston is “Fine, You Guys!

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-Hollywood Reporter updated their online story about this week’s cover girl Jennifer Aniston with assurances that she’s fine after being snubbed at the Oscar noms — just in case you were worried. In the story, she talks about her fraught relationship with her mother and her struggle with dyslexia.

-It’s been a big month for Zooey Deschanel. First she announced her pregnancy, and now she’s announced her engagement to baby daddy Jacob Pechenik.

-Speaking of pregnancies, is this hinting that an Anne Hathaway bump watch has begun?

Victoria Beckham is the latest star to answer 73 questions for Vogue. I’m mesmerized by her top lip.

-I was just talking last weekend about how I’m increasingly worried about Jenna Fischer’s post-Office career. Glad to see she’s joining the cast of NBC’s apocalypse dramedy thingy.

-Whoa whoa whoa — Broad City’s al dente dentist blog is a real thing? Gamechanger!

Larry Wilmore‘s second episode in Colbert’s old slot was last night, and he came on strong right out of the gate by going after Bill Cosby hard. “Let’s consider for a second he didn’t do it. …. okay, that’s done. That motherf**er did it.”

Keri Russell played Inflatable Flip Cup with Jimmy Fallon last night, and it might be my favourite Tonight Show game ever.

-In other late night games, Stephen Amell and Eric Stonestreet proved neither knows what a cornucopia is on Kimmel last night.

-Early (non-spoilery) reviews for the Breaking Bad prequel Better Call Saul are starting to trickle in, and they’re mostly positive.

-Speaking of TV retreads, the American version of Luther continues to trudge along, but it’s cast-contingent, so… at least there’s that?

David Duchovny says he’s excited about the potential X-Files revival on Fox. Damn skippy!

-I don’t fully understand what Marvel announced yesterday but comic book fans are freaking out about what it means for the upcoming movies.

Tatiana Maslany is testing for the next new Star Wars? Hells to the yes!

-I love The Mountain Goats but I’m not sure I’m onboard with news that their new record is entirely about professional wrestling.

Chris Evans and Chris Pratt are having the politest, most gentlemanly Super Bowl bet ever.

-Speaking of Chris Pratt, this week’s Parks and Rec might have been one of the best episodes of the entire season — and not just because of the awesomely bad rendition of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” This deleted scene is also great (of course Ben’s been sneaking veggies in Leslie’s waffles).

Salma Hayek is shooting guns in her underwear (’cause Hollywood!) in the new Everly trailer.

Dakota Johnson Covers Vogue

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-I’m still waiting for that spark Dakota Johnson had in Ben & Kate to make an appearance in the 50 Shades press tour, but it remains totally absent in her new Vogue cover story. “Dakota is very funny,” costar Jamie Dornan insists, despite there being absolutely no evidence to back that up anywhere in the article.

-Meanwhile, god bless The Cut for running a gallery called “15 Inanimate Objects With More Chemistry Than Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.”

-The morning started with Jason Priestley and Shannon Doherty passively aggressively tweeting at each other, which is exactly how every morning should start.

-On Kimmel last night, Benedict Cumberbatch adorably tried out some other names. Luigi McPenis?

-Also, the Broad City ladies charmed Kimmel last night by wearing tuxedos inspired by Dumb & Dumber. It saddens me that it took me so long to get onboard with their show.

-Speaking of late show antics, Jennifer Lopez stumped Jimmy Fallon while playing Catch Phrase by wiggling her butt around.

Olivia Munn has no love for stars who are constantly Instagramming selfies. “You can’t put out so much and then ask for your privacy.” Preach!

-Just in case you had any lingering feelings of lust for Johnny Depp, these photos of his reunion with the coke dealer who inspired Blow should fix you right up!

-Also, Depp say he is so over actor-musicians: “It’s always just made me sick.” Psst, he knows he’s an actor-musician, right?

Justin Bieber is going to be mocked (officially, this time!) on a Comedy Central roast (assuming all the roasters can come up with material that hasn’t already been tweeted). Apparently, he’s been begging for a roast for years, which is weird.

-I’m weirdly psyched to see a Prison Break cast reunion on tonight’s The Flash.

-Speaking of CW superhero shows, Arrow’s Katie Cassidy got into a Twitter feud with Chrissy Teigen, but it revolves around football so I seriously have no idea what they’re going on about.

-In other Arrow news, producers released a deleted scene from last season’s finale that is making shippers’ heads explode. I’m so glad they cut that kiss; that scene pissed me off enough as it was.

-And here’s why we can’t totally dismiss award show recognition: the week after its surprise Golden Globe win, last night’s Jane The Virgin hit a demo high and was its most-watched ep since its premiere.

-A Marvel movie seems like the last thing Kristen Stewart should be doing right now.

Mark Schultz, who Channing Tatum played in Foxcatcher, has changed his mind about the movie yet again.

-As if the Serial case wasn’t already head messing, now Asia says she never recanted her alibi.

-This Black Mirror parody is a bit too glib, but it did make me giggle.

Gwyneth Paltrow was papped in a teeny bikini. Take that, reports of Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin’s romantic dinner dates!

-Ewww. Justin Timberlake’s restaurant was closed by a literal river of poop. Twice.

-Here’s a new trailer for The Walking Dead‘s February return.

-Speaking of new TV promos, here’s a short peek at Game of Throne’s fifth season.

-The trailer for The Gunman is here, starring Idris Elba, Javier Bardem and Sean Penn.