-Just before Christmas, Joseph Gordon-Levitt married girlfriend Tasha McCauley, who’s a super smart robotics CEO, which kind of makes him a trophy husband.
–Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have also tied the knot.
-Usually I would find this kind of creepy, but this video of Taylor Swift online stalking some fans and then delivering them personalized Christmas gifts is pretty damn charming.
–Zoe Saldana gave birth to twin boys, and she gave them some pretty unique names.
-In other baby news, Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria are expecting another.
-Aw, geez. I couldn’t even get through the promo for the last four episodes of Parenthood without getting all wobbly. This is gonna hurt.
-Dawson’s Creek alums and BFFs Michelle Williams and Busy Phillips rang in NYE together while on vacation.
-Following the backlash, Kaley Cuoco says those anti-feminist comments were taken out of context. Uh huh.
-Speaking of skewed views on feminism, Jamie Dornan insists 50 Shades of Grey isn’t misogynistic. Uh huh squared.
–Selena Gomez deleted that Instagram photo of her showing off her ankle in a Abu Dhabi mosque.
-Speaking of posting dumb Instagram photos, Madonna really stepped in it.
-I’ve never really gotten into The Bachelor, but this interview with host Chris Harrison is pretty damn entertaining.
-The annual New Year’s Day tradition continues: Crazy Days and Nights just unloaded a whole bunch of (somewhat shady) blind reveals to devour.
-The previews for Galavant make it look terrible, but the reviews are actually surprisingly positive. Plus, this song!
–Angelina Jolie is already laughing off her “absurd” chicken pox.
-Here we go again: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin were spotted having dinner last night.
–Colin Farrell penned a heartfelt plea to Irish people on gay marriage.
-Just in case you weren’t already in love with Ken Marino, he might have been drunk on New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly.
–Neill Blomkamp revealed artwork from a secret alien movie he was working on but is now dead, and everyone is bummed because it looks so freaking cool.
–Idina Menzel missed the high note during her NYE performance, but she really wants everyone to let it go.
-Serial fans: Mashable created an awesome visual of Jay’s story-shifting over time plotted against Adnan’s version of the timeline.
-I really liked this article about the formula that every sitcom follows, but now that’s all I’m going to see. It’s like after I read Save the Cat! and spent the next year watching movies and trying to time when the “dark night of the soul” moment would arrive…
-Marvel released an ant-sized teaser for Ant-Man, which is both clever and incredibly frustrating.
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