Jamie Dornan Get Sexy in New Trailer…But Not the Fifty Shades One

Fifty Shades of Grey sex trailer

-A new trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey has landed. As The Star puts it, “it’s about as sexy as a wet dish-rag left out in the yard and chewed on by squirrels.”

-Ironically, a trailer for The Fall starring Jamie Dornan also landed today — and he’s a million times hotter in it than the Fifty Shades one.

-I would totally buy Nick Offerman‘s hand-crafted wood emojis.

Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus made out at a college football game. That’s one way to go public, I guess…

Seth Meyer‘s proved that Aaron Sorkin parodies can still be funny — while trying to prove that they can’t.

-I know it’s hard to believe that an article about the Jonas Brothers could be great, but this one about how Nick Jonas became the king of twinks really is. Trust.

-I like the idea of the Scandal cast getting pranked, I just wish the prank was, you know, good.

-Madame Tussaud’s new Anne Hathaway waxwork is so, so bad, you guys.  What’s up with that nose?

Robert Pattinson shaved a landing strip into his head, which is as gross as it sounds.

Bill Cosby’s booking on Letterman next week has been canceled as those rape allegations resurface.

-Prepare to feel old: Lorde just schooled us all on teen slang.

The Cancel Bear has taught me to realize that more episode orders won’t mean a renewal come spring, but I’m still glad we’re getting a few more of The Mindy Project.

-Here’s a first look at the trailer for ‪The Duff‬. Mae Whitman and Robbie Amell and Robbie Amell’s pecs? Yup yup yup.

Jen McDonnell is an entertainment freelancer and social media specialist. She put her celeb stalking skills to good use as managing editor of www.dose.ca. Likes: pop culture, celebrity dirt, guilty pleasure TV, George Clooney, cheese. Dislikes: people who use 'begs the question' incorrectly. Follow Jen on Twitter @jen_mcdonnell. Follow Jen

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