–Benedict Cumberbatch announced his engagement in an adorably old-fashioned way, and all his fans freaked out — and then everyone who’s not a “Cumberbitch” freaked out at the freak outs. I dunno. I’ve never really seen his appeal, but the outpouring of disdain for his fandom today seemed weird. NPR’s Linda Holmes hit the nail on the head with her sports fan analogy.
-This doesn’t seem confirmed by any official rep (yet), but Us Weekly is reporting that Jessica Biel is indeed preggers.
-Congrats to Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, who announced their new baby girl with a very cute Facebook post.
–Christopher Nolan is poo-pooing films that have post-credits scenes, saying “a real movie wouldn’t do that.” As a Ferris Bueller fan, I poo-poo his poo-poo.
–Keira Knightley talked about why she recently posed topless: “I’ve had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it’s paparazzi photographers or for film posters… That [shoot] was one of the ones where I said: ‘OK, I’m fine doing the topless shot so long as you don’t make them any bigger or retouch.'”
-This list of every time Buffy The Vampire Slayer made you ugly cry is on point. Every. Single. One.
–Lupita Nyong’o is an absolute stunner on the new cover of Glamour.
-Here we go again: Marc Anthony is engaged to model Shannon De Lima.
-In other couples news: Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol are now an item.
–Shirley MacLaine gives good interview: “I love Ryan Gosling. I wish he’d smile more. Don’t know what his problem is.”
–Adam Brody is set to return to TV and all is now right with the world again.
-New diva alert: Sean Avery, who reportedly had a meltdown over a slice of pizza.
–Channing Tatum looks very, very good in the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter. In it, he says there will be no Magic Mike 3 “unless I go bankrupt or something and then make a third one on my iPhone.”
-Even though the new Annie trailer limits Cameron Diaz‘s screentime, it’s still not very good.
-Here’s the first trailer for Chappie, Neill Blomkamp’s latest starring Hugh Jackman.