-Meanwhile, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake say they’re “satisfied” after a tabloid apologized for claiming JT was flirting with another woman in Paris.
–Kristen Stewart is going to stop making movies for a while so she can “make art with her hands” in downtown L.A. Ok, then.
-Whoa. Keanu Reeves saw a ghost.
–Brad Pitt’s Between Two Ferns episode gets good near the end, especially once Zach starts making the Aniston digs. Also golden: “Is it hard for you to maintain a suntan? Because you live in your wife’s shadow?”
–Amy Sedaris tries Tinder in this new webisode and it’s as wonderful as you’d expect.
–Bill Murray also talked about Tinder on Kimmel.
-I don’t usually watch reality TV but I got kind of sucked into Masterchef Junior last year (there’s just something really great about seeing 9-year-olds talk about sous vide). Here’s the trailer for the new season.
–Shailene Woodley claims she’s a foodie. I’m not buying it.
-Feast your eyeballs on Martha Stewart‘s advice for throwing a “punk rock party.”
-Netflix just put out a trailer for their new show starring Kyle Chandler, Linda Cardellini and Sam Shepard. I thought I was over TV shows about good people “doing bad things,” but then I heard Coach Taylor’s voiceover and all was lost.
-Dramaz! Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey has split from his fiancee/longterm girlfriend.
–Cobie Smulders and Taran Killam (aka – those famous people you keep forgetting are a couple) are expecting their second child.
-The latest Mockingjay: Part 1 teaser sees Katniss choosing to stand by Peeta.
-Gird your ovaries: Andrew Garfield, Joshua Jackson, and Taylor Kitsch hung out together last night.
–Kat Dennings revealed her “very dark and tortured” goth past on last night’s Conan.
-I love almost every show Greg Berlanti has made, but I’m not sure about the sounds of this Archie adaptation.
–Jessica Chastain just bought her mom a food truck, ruining it for all daughters everywhere.
–Beyonce and Jay Z reportedly renewed their vows. I won’t believe it until I see it on her Instagram feed.
-Speaking of movies I’m excited for, here’s our first look at Meryl Streep singing in Into the Woods.
-The Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer was supposed to premiere during next week’s Agents of SHIELD (which could have really used the ratings bump), but Marvel ended up releasing it early after it leaked online. (They also got cheeky on Twitter following the leak.) I know everyone’s super excited about it but this thing looks like it was cut together by a hummingbird with ADHD. I’ll give them points for the surprisingly sinister Pinocchio cover, though.