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September 2014

Alicia Keys Strips Down for Peace

-As if posing pregnant and nude for charity wasn’t enough, Alicia Keys just pledged $1 million to the We Are Here campaign.

-Here’s the first photo of Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin together. And when I say “together,” I mean “barely in the same frame and in no way acknowledging each other’s existence.” Baby steps.

Emma Watson looked super nervous when delivering her speech on feminism and gender at the U.N. headquarters in New York this weekend, but she still killed it.

-Oh jeez. The NYT television critic has offered a weak non-apology for that terrible Shonda Rhimes article, basically saying we all just didn’t get it. Meanwhile, here’s a great article by NPR’s Linda Holmes about what it was like interviewing Shonda following the “angry black woman” hoopla.

-It delights me to no end that every publication seems to take great pleasure reporting on Ariana Grande’s bad behaviour.

-Speaking of diva reports, Sharon Stone’s rep is denying the ones surrounding her.

John Oliver continues to kill it. This week, he revealed why the Miss America pageant is even more ridiculous than you think.

-More nude photos of female celebrities leaked this weekend, including Amber HeardAubrey Plaza and Gabrielle Union, who released a kick-ass statement on how “since the dawn of time women and children, specifically women of color, have been victimized.” I nearly fist-pumped through the ceiling when I read it…

-Hahahahahaha! Charlie Sheen is trying to worm his way back into Two and a Half Men. God, that’s good.

Idris Elba did a Reddit AMA and no one asked him about the infamous mic wire pic? Giant fail, internet!

-Sleepy Hollow was my favourite new show of last year…and then I kind of forgot all about it (I blame the fact that the last new ep aired way back in January). So it was a super pleasant surprise to learn that it’s back tonight.

-My favourite new pilot of the year, The Flash, hasn’t even aired yet and already The CW has ordered more episodes.

-Speaking of TV, today marks 10 years since both Veronica Mars’ and Lost’s debuts, and 20 years since Friends’.

Colin Farrell has confirmed he’ll be in the new season of True Detective. Seeing how much I really didn’t like his latest movie (Miss Julie) at TIFF, this seems like the right career move for him.

-Speaking of True Detective, Matthew McConaughey seems to be doing a parody of Rust Cole in his new car commercial. Ellen Degeneres‘ explanation: pot brownies.

Kate Hudson says she and mom Goldie Hawncan see dead people.” So there’s that.

Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs are officially a thing.

-The early reviews for Gone Girl are beginning to trickle in, and they’re pretty glowing. (Also, it sounds like all that noise about them changing the ending was bunk.)

-Prepare to feel old: Lil’ Bow Wow is getting married.

-Ooh boy: Juliette Lewis is defending Scientology and Tom Cruise while talking about how the “mainstream media is funded by pharmaceutical companies.”

-The cast of Mighty Ducks reunited yesterday (minus Joshua Jackson) and they formed a Flying V!

John Krasinski is back in the NBC business. He’s sold not one, but two new sitcoms to the network.

-The red band trailer for James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s The Interview is the first one that made me want to see it (mostly because of Rob Lowe).

Gwyneth Paltrow: The Cursing Cook

Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP

Gwyneth Paltrow tried to make us care about her adventures in baking by adding cutesy, swear-filled speech bubbles in the latest GOOP. It didn’t work.

-I couldn’t even get through all of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea’s new video. Between this and “Anaconda,” I need a booty break.

-The New York Times television critic wrote an offensively terrible piece about Shonda Rhimes’ new show and the evolution of black female characters on television. There’s a lot of cringe-inducing sentiments: that Shonda only relates to her “angry, black women” characters, that Nicole Beharie is merely a “sidekick” on Sleepy Hollow, that Shonda created How To Get Away With Murder (she’s the producer; the creator is this white dude), etc. Many, many people much smarter than me have already penned rebuttals — including Shonda herself.

-Awww: Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet have pledged to help the last living Titanic survivor pay for her nursing home fees. She really does make him a better person, huh?

Ryan Gosling is “madly in love” with his new daughter, says a source. (Some day I’d love to read an article where the source says, “I dunno. He actually seems pretty ‘meh’ about the whole thing.”)

-It looks like Ryan Reynolds may get another shot at playing a superhero thanks to that leaked Deadpool footage.

Clay Aiken is waving the victim-blaming flag, saying celebs whose nude photos were hacked got what they deserved. Sigh.

Angelina Jolie will continue to work behind the camera. She just signed on to direct a biopic titled Africa.

-Oh jesus. Not only is Matthew McConaughey not going to be in Magic Mike XXL, but now Andie MacDowell has joined the cast. Does no one remember that she almost single-handedly ruined Four Weddings and a Funeral?!

Jon Hamm, Connie Britton, Kerry Washington and more star in new White House PSA against sexual assault.

Jimmy Fallon‘s version of Family Feud is so much better than the real thing.

-Meanwhile, Billy Crystal and Jimmy Fallon traded wonderful stories about Robin Williams last night.

-I can’t decide if I love Kate Hudson’s pants or I hate them, but either way I’m totally mesmerized.

-There are a ton of new rom-com-inspired sitcoms debuting this month. You should just skip them all and watch You’re The Worst instead.

-Oh geez. The Maze Runner’star Will Poulter called out a Toronto critic for his scathing movie review.

-Here’s the trailer for Tim Burton’s Big Eyes (aka – Amy Adams’ Oscar submission).

Jennifer Lawrence Is Now a Coldplay Fan

Jennifer Lawrence in the latest 'Be Dior' campaign
Jennifer Lawrence in the latest ‘Be Dior’ campaign. Photo: Patrick Demarchelier/Dior

Jennifer Lawrence was the guest of honor at last night’s Coldplay gig, where Chris Martin reportedly pointed and sang at her. This is really happening, people!

-Models spent Fashion Week pranking Kendall Jenner, making this the first time I’ve ever rooted for models.

Miley Cyrus‘ twerking might actually land her in jail.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s wedding pictures didn’t boost People magazine’s sales. It’s a sad day when people care more about Lauren Conrad’s nuptials than Brangelina’s.

Iggy Azalea slammed her sleazy ex-boyfriend with a lawsuit for leaking her music.

Ben Affleck admitted to counting cards in casinos. He also says he dedicated himself to being “puffy and hungover” for his role in Gone Girl. Um, yeah. That’s my excuse to.

-Meanwhile, David Fincher says he cast Affleck because of his shit-eating grin.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton lip syncing “Endless Love” on Jimmy Fallon’s show is hilarious. (I’m also glad that her face seems to have calmed down after whatever f*ckery was going on at the VMAs.)

Jack White trash-talked Foo Fighters and Rolling Stone last night, but he’s already made up with Dave Grohl.

-Well, this sounds adorable: Tina Fey‘s kids had a playdate with the children of Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Dratch.

-Also, Tina talked about coming to TIFF and realizing that Canadian fans are weird.

-Break out your all-black outfit and commence mourning: Matthew McConaughey won’t be back for the Magic Mike sequel.

Ellen Pompeo posted an homage to OITNB from the Grey’s set.

Eddie Redmayne told this exact same story during the Theory of Everything premiere at TIFF, but it’s charming as hell so we’ll allow it.

-Perfect casting: Grumpy human Aubrey Plaza is set to play Grumpy Cat in a Lifetime movie.

George Clooney flew 100 cases of tequila to Italy before his wedding. I’m guessing every guest is going home with a bottle or two…

Ariana Grande continues to be a terrible human being.

-I don’t understand how Red Band Society tanked in the ratings, while Mysteries of Laura did really well. Meanwhile, Linda Holmes from NPR wrote a theme song for MoL that’s hilarious. (Copmom/Momcop is such a better name for that show.)

-Have you watched the new Veronica Mars webseries yet? I agree with EW: it’s more for those who love VM stars, not VM.

Jimmy Kimmel recut the Mockingjay trailer into a comedy.

SJP followed up the high of yesterday’s amazing cape with the low of a fannypack.

Kevin Hart and Josh Gad competed in an epic dance-off on Ellen‘s show today.

-Here’s the trailer for Jessica Chastain‘s latest film, A Most Violent Year. I watched it twice now and I still have no idea what it’s about.

-Speaking of trailers, here’s one for Jason Reitman‘s Men, Women & Children. I saw this at TIFF and really, really didn’t like it.