–Blake Lively‘s Preserve site has finally found its purpose: telling really embarrassing stories about Blake Lively. She recalls her recent birthday, in which she thought the pain she was experiencing was due to a sudden “onset of spontaneous aging” before realizing she was being attacked by bees. She then makes a lot of terrible puns about her “bee-day.” It’s so bad, it’s good.
-Everyone’s still freaking out about the secret Brangelina wedding. They’re spending their honeymoon shooting their new movie in Malta.
–Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s low-rent dates continue: they were spotted at a Tim Hortons.
–Amy Poehler’s response to a white guy expressing insecurities makes me want to force her to be my best friend.
–Beyoncé‘s dad implied that all the divorce rumours were simply planted to “ignite the tour.” Mm-hmmm.
-Meanwhile, Beyonce looks amazing in this photo spread for CR Fashion Book is, the magazine by the former editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris.
-Speaking of looking amazing, I’m digging Emma Stone’s new lob.
–Joan Rivers‘ condition has been upgraded from critical to stable after she stopped breathing due to throat surgery complications.
–Ariana Grande is making excuses for her rude behaviour at a recent fan meet & greet. Is anyone buying this?!
–Jessica Chastain wants someone to give Scarlett Johannson her own superhero franchise already.
–Keira Knightley‘s interview in Interview magazine is great, but most people can’t get past her topless photo.
–Hugh Grant returns to his rom-com roots in the new trailer for The Rewrite.
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