–Olivia Wilde breastfed her son in Glamour’s September Issue and everyone is freaking out over it. I’m more surprised about the usually private star flashing her baby in a mag spread than I am about her flashing her boob.
-Speaking of stars in Canada, Jeff Goldblum attended a wedding in Toronto and posed with the wedding party in a Jurassic Park-themed pic.
-Congrats to Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel and Mad Men star Vincent Kartheiser, who got secret married earlier this summer.
–Katie Holmes almost played Piper in Orange Is the New Black. Just try to think about that for a minute. I can’t even process it.
-Speaking of OITNB, Laverne Cox was on Conan O’Brien and she was predictably rad.
-This is like, the ninth story I’ve read about George Clooney putting glasses on his penis and taking photos of it. How many dick pics do you suppose are out there by this point? And how have they never made it to the Internet yet?
-Everyone’s talking about the part in this video where Chris Pratt raps, but I was much more entertained by the part where he dissed Orlando Bloom.
–Katherine Heigl‘s apology tour has hit a speedbump: she just managed to piss off working moms everywhere.
-Well, this is surprising: Megan Fox says her best on-screen kiss was with Shia LaBeouf.
–Kristen Stewart’s hair has gone from awesome orange back to blah brown.
-Community’s season 5 blooper reel made me laugh more than the entirety of season 4.
–Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder have already entered the ‘buying each other extravagant gifts‘ phase of their relationship.
-This is awesome: J.K. Rowling sent a teen shooting survivor a letter from Dumbledore.
-Friday Night Lights star Matt Lauria and singer Nick Jonas are nearly unrecognizable in this trailer for the new TV show Kingdom.
–Nicolas Cage takes the wheel in the first Left Behind trailer. But isn’t that a crazy Christian movie franchise? Is Nic Cage the new Kirk Cameron?
-Random: Ricky Gervais is making a big-screen follow-up to the U.K. version of The Office.
-Glee is adding 5 brand new characters to its shortened last season, because of course that always fixes a show’s problems.
-Speaking of Glee, remember when there was all those whispers about Gwyneth Paltrow getting close to a Glee producer? Does the new rumours confirm it?
-Vanity Fair just released their 2014 best dressed list. How you doin’, Idris Elba?
–During his deposition about his attack on a photographer, Kanye West said “I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f–ing dealt with….I’m not Britney Spears.” Me-ow!
–John Cusack gets his creep on in the new trailer for Reclaim.
-Meanwhile, the trailer for the Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything might have just made me hiccup-cry at my desk…