–Lana Del Rey does her mopey, put-upon thing in the new issue of Rolling Stone, saying she wishes she wasn’t on the cover and her lyrics are none of anyone’s business. On the plus side, I guess there’s something a bit refreshing about a celebrity who seems to go out of her way to make us all really dislike her.
-Friends forever! Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow reunited for dinner last night.
-Pump the brakes on all those “consciously recoupling” rumours. Gwyneth Paltrow was reportedly spotted hanging out with a “hot, young guy.”
–Anna Paquin dyed her hair purple and I kind of want to do the same even though I can barely pull off the colour I have now…
-Congrats to Shakira, who is reportedly pregnant again.
–Jillian Michaels opened up about leaving The Biggest Loser after seeing last season’s shockingly thin winner: “I had to take a hard look at my work. I felt ashamed.”
–Beyonce is very good at a very long list of things, but songwriting might not be one of them.
-I saw Cory Monteith‘s mom on Good Morning America today and it was sad and sweet and gut-punching.
-RIP, Elaine Stritch (aka my spirit animal).
–Ryan Reynolds and Katie Holmes make a convincing-looking married couple.
–Jared Leto was strolling around Paris today with a rose hanging out from his belt because he’s THE WORST.
-Ruh roh. Aaron Paul’s new movie A Long Way Down is getting terrible, terrible reviews.
-Alias star Michael Vartan is back on the market after announcing his split from his wife of three years. Poor Agent Vaughn.
-Now there are rumours that Ewan McGregor might join the second season of True Detective. Make this happen, universe!
-Yesterday on GMA, Emma Stone said working with Colin Firth was “terrible” and then she called him a “tool bag” on Letterman. Adorabs!