–Shailene Woodley looks amazing (though very un-Shailene Woodley-y) on the cover of Vanity Fair, where she talks about her dream of continuing a platonic working relationship with Miles Teller, calls George Clooney “an angel in my life,” and says she’s hesitant to date another actor because most “don’t want to get dirty.”
–Taylor Swift made a Drake-themed craft project for Ed Sheeran and it’s awesome. It shows a cross-stitched Sheeran and Swift climbing a staircase and reads, “STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOW WE HERE.”
–Hugh Jackman just shaved his head for his role in the upcoming Pan. Still hot.
–George Clooney is going back to TV…kind of.
-There was a Roswell reunion (yay!) and everyone showed up except Katherine Heigl (yay squared!).
-Everyone who complained about how white The Hollywood Reporter’s drama actress roundtable was is really going to be unimpressed by the drama actor one.
–Halle Berry has been ordered to pay her ex Gabriel Aubry $16k per month in child support.
-In case you’ve heard that Tracy Morgan‘s leg was amputated, it’s not true.
-Meanwhile, FX has issued a lovely statement on the future of Tracy‘s new series, saying “his show will be waiting for him.”
–Jennifer Lopez rocked some tight pants with Jimmy Fallon last night.
-In other late night news, Lena Dunham did an interpretive dance to Sia’s “Chandelier” on Late Night with Seth Meyers. I don’t entirely get it, but it was entertaining.
-Also on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Steve Buscemi confronted the Buscemi-Eyes meme.
-Fox won’t even burn off episodes of Us & Them, starring Alexis Bledel and Jason Ritter. The network simply won’t be airing the show at all.
–Sandra Bullock laughed off questions about her relationship with Chris Evans — without confirming or denying anything.
-Today in real estate porn, this is where Rihanna is renting for $60k/month.
–James Franco wrote a really terrible short story about his much-discussed encounter with Lindsay Lohan — and he calls her “damaged.”
-God bless BuzzSugar for capturing my entire experience of watching The Fault in Our Stars in GIFs.
-Speaking of TFIOS, this is the perfect response to that stupid anti-YA article in Slate.
-EW has a great lookback on the 20th anniversary of Speed, which makes me want to rewatch it immediately.
-This promo for the ATX festival is awesome, mostly because of the FNL alums.
–Kate Hudson has no sympathy for exes Lance Armstrong and Alex Rodriguez, saying they “should reap the consequences” of their doping scandals.
-I love and adore Sutton Foster (Bunheads!). She deserves better than starring in a show with Hilary Duff — though it does look sort of cute.