–Lea Michele dodged a question about what Matthew Morrison is like in bed, saving us all from untold amounts of therapy.
–Miley Cyrus reportedly misses Liam Hemsworth and wants to get back together. Why?!
-The Kimye wedding may be happening right now. It’s probably best to avoid Twitter for the next 72 hours or so.
-Here’s the trailer for Jennifer Aniston’s Life of Crime, which was well-received last TIFF.
–Robert Pattinson needs a hug: “I’m kind of like, way too sensitive to criticism; I’ve got enough criticism on one front.”
-Meanwhile, critics are raving about Kristen Stewart‘s performance in Clouds of Sils Maria, saying it will fundamentally change your perception of her. I just wish she wore a different outfit to the Cannes premiere.
-I can barely believe it, but this teaser makes it seem like The Comeback is really, truly returning to HBO. Got it?
–Taylor Swift wears shoes that help her pretend she’s a different person. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a pair of oxfords.
-Fanboys everywhere are freaking out about the news that Edgar Wright has dropped out of Marvel’s Ant-Man due to “differences of vision.” What was the point of hiring him if they didn’t want an Edgar Wright-y movie?
-What happens when Lance Armstrong plays Cards Against Humanity? Things get awkward, that’s what. Celebrities: they’re just like us!
-Here is Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Chad Smith and Will Ferrell‘s hilarious drum-off on The Tonight Show. Needs more cowbell.
-Following reports of a “touchy-feely” dinner, Meryl Davis and Maks Chmerkovskiy were asked point blank if they’re sleeping together.
-A new book on underground poker calls Tobey Maguire “the best player and the worst tipper.”
–Katharine McPhee has filed for divorce from Nick Cokas 7 months after her cheating scandal.
–Twitter users have responded to being featured in Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Them.”
-Information about the new characters that will be featured on next season’s Game of Thrones has leaked.
-Speaking of GoT, someone gave Brienne and Podrick the Perfect Strangers theme treatment and it’s amazing.
–Hugh Jackman says he hated having to diet while shooting X-Men in Montreal because of all the delicious food.
–Rachel Bilson bared her baby bump in a bikini while vacationing with Hayden Christensen in Barbados.
-This is depressing: Jack White says he “almost never” sees Meg.
-Much less depressing: Netflix in talks for Wet Hot American Summer TV series.
–John Travolta and Kelly Preston helped facilitate a red carpet proposal at Cannes.
-A new teaser for The Leftovers has arrived. I’m super intrigued by this show.
-Speaking of TV, here are the five toughest timeslot battles in the new fall season.
-Here’s a new trailer for Red Band Society, one of the most buzzed about new series for fall. Is that Ricky from My So-Called Life?! YES!!!!