–Emily Blunt looks amazing in Vogue, which she posed for during her pregnancy.
-Please please please tell me that reports of Tom Cruise grooming Elizabeth Moss to be his Scientology girlfriend are false. STAY AWAY FROM PEGGY!
-Watching James Franco solemnly “apologize” for hitting on a teenager on this morning’s Live with Kelly and Michael sent my cringe muscle into overdrive, especially since the theory that it was all part of a movie promo stunt was inexplicably picking up steam. “I guess I’m just a model of how social media is tricky…I used bad judgement and I learned my lesson.”
-Don’t sass Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter. She’ll sass you right back.
–Mariah Carey is fronting like she doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is, which is kind of adorable.
-You must watch this old video of Jon Hamm at the age of 25, sporting some intensely 90s hair and talking about foot massages on a dating game show.
-Speaking of Mad Men stars, January Jones‘ TV daughter has officially started dressing better than her.
–Johnny Depp insists that his wedding to Amber Heard will not be of the “shotgun” variety.
-Just when I thought the How I Met Your Mother finale couldn’t have been any worse comes news that they had the nerve to cut a Robin Sparkles performance. Grrr!
–Jennifer Lopez outbid ex-boyfriend Diddy for Fuse TV.
-Meanwhile, everyone’s talking about how short Jennifer Lopez‘s dress is, but I can’t stop looking at her shoes. What’s happening there?
–Gwendoline Christie, who plays Brienne on Game of Thrones, just landed a part in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay–Part 2. Hollywood should give her all the roles.
-The curtain is closing on Glee sooner than expected. The show’s 5th season will be cut short due to crappy ratings.
-Jersey Shore’s Snooki is pregnant with her second child.
-Syfy has ordered a new drama based on 12 Monkeys, which is probably a terrible idea.
–Ellen made Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield squirm (adorably, of course) when she questioned them about their relationship. Guys, I had no idea Andrew Garfield had a British accent.
–Michelle Williams looks amazing in Broadway’s Cabaret.
–Rose Byrne looks lovely on the new cover of Elle, where she talks about boyfriend Bobby Cannavale. I always forget that they’re dating, but I like them both so it’s like a recurring happy surprise.
–Scarlett Johansson recorded a cover of that stupid selfie song.
-Here’s the new trailer for HBO’s The Normal Heart, starring Mark Ruffalo, Julia Roberts, Matt Bomer, Taylor Kitsch, and Jim Parsons. It’s probably not a good sign that I’m already weepy.
-Nice! Lupita Nyong’o is the new face of Lancome.
-How did I miss the fact that the ladies of Parks and Rec posed for a Jane Austin-inspired photo shoot?!
–Bryan Cranston is writing a memoir and he promises to “reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shooting Breaking Bad.”
–Mila Kunis gives Robin Williams 90 minutes to live in the new trailer for Angriest Man in Brooklyn.
-Check out the first teaser trailer for the new season of True Blood.
–Seth Rogen posted an extremely NSFW selfie on Twitter. Seriously, don’t click on it unless you haven’t eaten in a while.
–Chris Brown was taken into custody by U.S. marshals last night, and will be taken to D.C. for his trial.
-I haven’t read this oral history of Heathers yet. This requires a comfy couch and a glass of wine before really digging into it.
-Here’s the latest trailer for Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler‘s new film, Blended. Yuck.