–Miranda Kerr proves that she totally understands the concept of clickbait by getting naked in British GQ and talking about how she made Orlando Bloom wait six months before kissing her and how she now wants to sexually explore “both men and women.”
-Speaking of bisexuality, Cameron Diaz says in a new magazine interview that “all women have been sexually attracted to another woman,” because as an actress she’s totally qualified to make broad, sweeping generalizations like that. (Also, she’s wearing overalls on that magazine cover because this trend JUST WON’T DIE!)
–Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy‘s attempts at reconciliation apparently includes lots of strolls on the beach. Here’s their latest sighting.
-Speaking of beach shots, Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll look adorably happy on vacation.
–Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are together again — or at least they’re on the same network. She’s currently starring on NBC’s Crisis, and he just signed on to lead a NBC series set in the 1960s about Charles Manson.
-So that report about Interscope spending $25 million to promote Lady Gaga’s ARTPop album is total bunk.
–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin may actually be sticking with this amicable conscious uncoupling thing. They were photographed laughing together in the Bahamas.
-Now that there’s all those rumours about her and Chris Martin, I’m guessing Alexa Chung is regretting this quote about dating rock stars.
–Connie Britton joined Twitter and celebrated by posting the most Tammy Taylor-ish tweet.
–Miley Cyrus and Avril Lavigne‘s posted an Instagram video of a fake catfight. I didn’t realize that a 15-second clip could be so exhausting.
-I guess I was too busy shaking my fists and yelling at the heavens during The Walking Dead finale to notice the new TV spot for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes that premiered during a commercial break.
-You know how you always doing something stupid to your hair when you’re going through a breakup? For Katy Perry, it’s slime green dye.
–Stephen Colbert responded to the #CancelColbert campaign by dedicating an entire show to the controversy.
–O-Town is going back on tour? Please lord, let this be an April Fool’s joke. Once in j-school we were having a really rough day so a bunch of us went to their appearance at a nearby mall and it was the most disturbing thing ever, mostly because there were 7-year-old girls holding up signs that said “I want to be your Liquid Dream.” True story.
–Kanye West has postponed his tour to finish another album.
-This photo of Kim Kardashian being scared by an elephant is everything.
–Michael Socha is joining Once Upon a Time as series regular. I don’t watch that show, but I support anyone who’s related to Kelly from Misfits!
–Eva Mendes looks lovely on the cover of Flare.
-In honour of Mean Girls’ 10-year anniversary, Damian, Gretchen, Kevin G. and more look back.
–Brad Pitt may star in WWII “romantic thriller” — whatever that means.
-I love that Josh Charles and Retta have become friends IRL thanks to her constant tweeting at him.
-Congrats to Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry, who got married in a ceremony attended by Tobey Maguire, Aisha Tyler, Steven Tyler and Juliette Lewis.
–Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are still together, just in case those split rumours were giving you an ulcer.
-Awesome: Vulture created a fake history of Zubrowka, the fictional setting of Wes Anderson‘s The Grand Budapest Hotel.
-Here’s a a trailer for The Drop, James Gandolfini’s last film.
-Yay! A new Girl Talk track!
–Pharrell keeps making unlikely friends. Yesterday it was Jane Fonda, today it’s Jimmy Buffett.
-Seeing Shailene Woodley in a fancy Stella McCartney dress is just…weird.
-Last night’s HIMYM finale was beyond terrible. Lots of people much smarter than I have already explained why (though this critique is most inline with my initial reaction). I love this gallery of 10 photos that perfectly capture the fan reaction. The ratings were huge — though probably not huge enough to cushion the creators from all the angry questions they’re going to get when they have to promote HIMYD.
–Poor Josh Radnor was live-tweeting the finale, which must have been brutal given Twitter’s reaction.
-Speaking of HIMYM, the NSFW red-band trailer for Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel‘s Sex Tape has landed. This movie is why Marshall spent most of the final season of HIMYM trapped in a car. Worth it?
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