-The Zac Efron saga continues to seem increasingly sad. First there was a broken jaw from “slipping in a puddle of water,” and now comes word that he was beaten up on Skid Row while “waiting for a tow truck.” If he needs help, I hope he gets it soon.
-His publicist is working overtime with stories of him drinking green tea the night after the altercation.
–James Franco isn’t sure how he ended up on Lindsay Lohan’s lovers list.
–Lena Dunham directed this new music video by boyfriend Jack Antonoff (just in case the “abortion dog” didn’t tip you off).
-Here’s a preview of Community’s G.I. Joe homage, which airs tonight.
–Mindy Kaling took a trip to the Vogue closet, and the outfit they picked out for her wasn’t exactly what she was hoping for. “It’s totally chic, like I’ve never had a sexual thought before in my life.” Hey, at least she didn’t have to see Arvin Sloane in his undies.
-I keep forgetting Leighton Meester can sing. This is what happens when you repress Country Strong.
–Nick Cannon says he and Mariah Carey waited until they got married to have sex.
–Ryan Gosling has finally resurfaced. It’s been way too long since we’ve been hey, girl’d.
-The guys who played Ryan and Trey on The OC just launched a production company. Get in there, Seth Cohen!
-A new trailer for Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis has landed and it looks kind of amazing.
–Nick Frost describes his new movie Cuban Fury as Strictly Ballroom meets The Bourne Identity. I’m in!
–Alyson Hannigan turned 40 this week, which seems crazy to me.
-Her HIMYM costar Cobie Smulders looks great (and covered up!) on the new issue of Self.
-Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer, however, felt the need to strip for GQ. Sigh.
–Julianna Margulies explained how she negotiated Josh Charles’ season 5 contract on The Good Wife.
–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are both rumoured to be worth $140 million. I’m actually surprised that he was the higher earner in that relationship.
-Also, Cameron Diaz says her GOOPy buddy is “doing great” after the split.
-So Lifetime is really charging ahead with a Flowers in the Attic sequel, huh?
–Jesse Eisenberg plays a radical environmentalist in the new trailer for Night Moves.
–Bill Murray‘s golf outfits are the best.
–Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard took goofy videos during their trek to the South Pole, and they are everything.
-I really liked this interview with Bryan Cranston, in which he talks about his first acting kiss and getting advice from David Duchovny.
–Carl on the Walking Dead has a stunt double who’s a 31-year-old woman.
-I don’t know about this TMNT trailer, guys. Twitter seems to love it, but I just don’t think I can get behind it.