–Lea Michele talked to Ellen about losing Cory Monteith, and she was articulate and heartbreaking.
-Speaking of heartbreaking, Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel have split. Excuse me while I go sit in a dark room with the Rent soundtrack playing on a loop.
–Kyle Chandler‘s return to series television is no longer happening. Why does today hate me?!
-It turns out Kanye West didn’t actually say, “I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce.” So that’s something.
-Meanwhile, South Park took another crack at Kanye in last night’s episode. (Watch the clip quick because it’s getting pulled like crazy.)
-Shhh, Drew Barrymore. Just….shhh.
-I’ve never really had an opinion on Mena Suvari, but her hilariously awkward holiday card is winning me over.
-Speaking of people who are slowly winning me over, Emmy Rossum mocked Gisele Bündchen‘s breastfeeding photo on the set of Shameless.
–Amy Poehler and Billy Eichner forced people to sing Christmas carols on the street: “You don’t know me? Oh, you know me!!”
-Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford‘s custody request has been denied. She’s vowing to fight the appeal.
-Christmas just came early for music nerds. Kathleen Edwards, Iron and Wine, Calexico and Glen Hansard sang a rendition of “Fairytale of New York” on Fallon.
-Wait, so now Cameron Diaz is a lifestyle guru too? I can’t keep up.
-The Golden Globe nominations tend to be a bit ridiculous, but they did a lot of things right this morning, including recognizing Tatiana Maslany’s mad skills.
–Susan Sarandon says she was stoned at “almost all” the awards shows she’s attended. I think I love her.
-How great is it that Zach Braff is the godfather of Scrubs costar Donald Faison? They’re one of my favourite Hollywood bromances.
-Legendary publicist Pat Kingsley just gave her first big interview since being fired by Tom Cruise. She touches on their fights about Scientology, but mostly keeps it classy.
-Good on Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson for calling out the crazy Photoshop on the show’s new poster.
-This new Community promo makes it seem like we’ve entered the darkest timeline.
–Conan, Ice Cube, and Kevin Hart asked a complete stranger to give them a lift — and it was great.
–Taylor Swift is hanging out with Lorde now, which can only lead to goodness.
–Jason Segel will play David Foster Wallace in a new biography. My brain is having trouble fully processing that sentence.
-Also hard to comprehend: Prince is going to guest star on New Girl.
-I’m not really feeling the Edge of Tomorrow trailer, but Emily Blunt looks pretty kickass.