-Good on Gillian Anderson for being brave enough to pose naked (and with a gross eel!) for charity and all, but man, this is not a flattering photo.
-I think I actually sprained something by eyerolling at the reports that Kimye is planning to have their wedding at Versailles.
-Speaking of eyerolling, Gwyneth Paltrow is launching a new inspirational web series on AOL.
-Meanwhile, Jessica Biel is trying to get into the lifestyle guru game…and failing miserably.
-According to Page Six, Lindsay Lohan went into a nightclub bathroom to have sex with Liam Neeson’s 18 year-old son — while her 19-year-old boyfriend waited outside. That seems about right.
–Keira Knightley just wore her Chanel wedding dress on the red carpet…again. God bless that girl.
-I’m pretty sure this Bill Murray story isn’t true, but I’m going to choose to believe it anyway.
–Mariah Carey just wore a too-tight, sparkly dress, thereby marking the official start of the holiday season!
-47-year-old Cindy Crawford looks amazing (and topless) on the cover of V magazine.
-In other pretty covers, Lupita Nyong’o graces DuJour magazine.
–Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll are still going strong, which makes me stupidly happy.
-Mark your calendars: the Veronica Mars movie lands March 14. Celebrate with this new clip.
–Paul Rudd is hosting SNL this weekend, but all his promos seem to focus on One Direction.
–Britney Spears told Ellen yesterday about that one time she played spin the bottle with Ryan Gosling and it never landed on him. Curses!
-So is this Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik actually happening? Ugh.
-Law officials have revealed that Paul Walker and his friend were not drag racing at the time of their deaths.
-The stupid Westboro Baptist Church idiots are planning to picket his funeral. Won’t Anonymous take these guys down already?
–Christian Slater married someone who isn’t you. (My favourite part of their meet-cute is that he has a “usual spot” in a park where he eats oatmeal every morning.)
–James Franco‘s Oscar campaign is in full swing.
-Another day, another awesome George Clooney cover. I love Oscar season!
–Nigella Lawson admitted to trying cocaine “a few times” but says Charles Saatchi threatened to destroy her.
-I have to get eye surgery Friday. I’m anticipating my ride home from the clinic will go exactly like this.
–Perez Hilton is developing a reality show about gay fatherhood? Will it superimpose crudely drawn coke marks over everyone’s face?
-I’m glad Foals ended up so high on NME’s countdown of 2013’s best albums — though I’m shocked Yeezus wasn’t their No. 1.
-Brace yourself and/or clear your calendar! New chapters of R Kelly‘s Trapped In The Closet are coming in 2014.
-I love John Krasinski‘s expression in these photos. He’s all “seriously? Me shopping is interesting to you?” Yes, John. Yes, it is.
-House of Cards season two will premiere February 14 (because it’s such a romantic show?). Here’s the teaser trailer. I tried really hard to get through the first season but it was just so. much. work.
-Love Amy Adams, hate her dress.
-The Sundance Film Festival just released its 2014 lineup, and it looks super solid. Expect movies starring Anne Hathaway, Kristen Stewart, Mark Ruffalo, Kristen Wiig and Aaron Paul.
–Shailene Woodley and Jared Leto were spotted together. Is it too early to worry for her?